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Jason Harmon
Writer
 

   
Nickname 

 
Zodiac Sign 

 
Chinese Zodiac 

 The Ox
Marital Status 

 Single
Mission 

 To spread the dark side of the force
Education/Major 

 Graduate of MIDWEST BARTENDING INSTITUTE (w/ honors)
Cat's Name 

 Niko Leia
Favorite Songs 
  • 1) Ballad Of Jayne - L.A. Guns
  • 2) N.W.O. - Ministry
  • 3) Happiness In Slavery - Nine Inch Nails
  • 4) Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
  • 5) Fight Song - Marilyn Mansion
  • 6) Super Charged Heaven - White Zombie
  • 7) Wild Side - Motley Cure
  • 8) The End - The Doors
  • 9) Something - The Beatles
  • 10) A Daisy Chain 4 Satan - My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
Favorite Bands 

Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, Electric Hellfire Club, The Beach Boys, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Stray Cats (Brian Setzer), Nashville Pussy, Prince, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Motley Crue, Hank Williams Jr.
Least Favorite Bands 

Creed, MTV Boy Bands, Pop Country, most Nu Metal
Favorite Films 
  • 1) Star Wars saga (Empire Strikes Back being #1)
  • 2) Blade Runner
  • 3) Lone Wolf & Cub series
  • 4) The Killer (John Woo)
  • 5) Road Warrior
  • 6) Hellraiser
  • 7) Raising Arizona
  • 8) Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
  • 9) Indiana Jones series
  • 10) Apocalypse Now
  • 11) Chunking Express
  • 12) Sid and Nancy
Favorite TV Shows

The Sopranos Buffy The Vampire SlayerMASH Six Feet UnderStreet TimeSmallvilleX-Files (first 5 seasons)Sanford & Son

Favorite Actor 

 Harrison Ford, Chow Yun Fat, Jackie Chan, Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, James Gandolfini, Michael Imperioli, Joe Pantoliano
Favorite Actress 

 Rachael Leigh Cook, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mira Sorvino, Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman
Favorite B-Movie Actor 

 Jeffery Combs, Bruce Campbell
Favorite B-Movie Actress 

 Any of them with big, fake tits
Favorite Porn Star 

 Aria Giovanni
Favorite Directors 

 George Lucas, Ridley Scott, John Woo, Tim Burton, F.F. Copolla
Favorite Book 

"Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep - Phillip K. Dick "Diary Of A Drug Fiend" - Aleister Crowley "The Vampire Lestat" - Ann Rice
Favorite Drink 

 Jack & Coke
Favorite Food 

Sushi, Kung Pao Shrimp, Pizza
Biggest Influences 

 Jim Morrison, Al Jourgensn, Han Solo
Biggest Compliment 

 Thomas Thorn telling me I was "Hellfire Club material."
Favorite Past Time Sinking cash into and driving my '71 Monte Carlo, reading, drinking, girl watching.
Super Power Sitting Style Kung-Fu, Oral Sex
Quotable Quote 

"Never play leap frog with a unicorn"
Guilty Pleasure 

 Cheesy TV teen drama shows, 80's metal, Asian girls
What I Want On My Tombstone 

"You Don't Know The Power Of The Dark Side"