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About Us...

Kim Breeding
Writer

 

   
Nickname 

 Queen Valvolene (Queenie)

Zodiac Sign 

 Gemini (Moon in Cancer, Virgo Rising)

Chinese Zodiac 

 Rabbit

Marital Status 

 Living in sin

Mission 

 To stop the rampant mindless breeding of Nü-American dumbasses, and promote good old fashioned American values like Individualism, Free Thought and Revolution against Authority,
by becoming my own media outlet

Education/Major 

 BA in Creative Writing (I think Cum Laude, haven't looked at my diploma in years...)

Cat's Name 

 If by cat you mean pussy, then Trilby.

Favorite Songs 

You don't have room - I'm a Gemini, EVERY song is my favorite! (Do you know how hard
filling out this list has been for me?!)

Favorite Bands 

Rammstein, Reverend Horton Heat,
Delerium, The Cult, Rob Zombie, and the Bulgarian
Women's Choir.

Least Favorite Bands 

My nemesis, Celine Dion! She and her army of Diva Clones like Britney and Christina must be popped like the bubbles of air they are!

Favorite Films 

Legend, Perfect Blue, The Dark Crystal, Pink Flamingos, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Favorite TV Shows

(past & present): WWE Smackdown, Are You Being Served?, Mucha Lucha!, Lance Link: Secret Chimp and Absolutely Fabulous

Favorite Actor 

Tim Curry

Favorite Actress 

Divine

Favorite B-Movie Actor 

Divine

Favorite B-Movie Actress 

 Edith Massey

Favorite Porn Star 

 I watch anime porn, and my favorite star is always the demon with a thousand penicles.

Favorite Directors 

 John Waters, Peter Jackson, David Lynch

Favorite Book 

The Televisionary Oracle by Rob Brezny and The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell

Favorite Drink 

 Suffering Bastard

Favorite Food 

Any kind of pasta.

Biggest Influences 

 Marijuana was a big influence in college, but now it's mostly booze.

Biggest Compliment 

 Petey

Favorite Past Time Sex
Super Power I am Queen Valvolene Honey Dijon, the Empress of Lubrication - I never run dry! (I also possess a secondary superpower, that of Anal-Retentive Editrix Who Wields the Mighty Red Pen.)
Quotable Quote 

(Bumper sticker on my car) "STOP BREEDING"

Guilty Pleasure 

 I like to sing along to k.d. lang and Suzanne Vega when I'm alone in the car.

What I Want On My Tombstone 

"To whomever went against my wishes to be cremated: Prepare to be haunted forever."