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Kim Breeding |
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| Nickname |
Queen Valvolene (Queenie) |
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| Zodiac
Sign |
Gemini (Moon in Cancer, Virgo Rising) |
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| Chinese
Zodiac |
Rabbit |
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| Marital
Status |
Living in sin |
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| Mission |
To
stop the rampant mindless breeding of Nü-American dumbasses, and
promote good old fashioned American values like Individualism, Free
Thought and Revolution against Authority, |
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| Education/Major |
BA in Creative Writing (I think Cum Laude, haven't looked at my diploma in years...) |
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| Cat's
Name |
If by cat you mean pussy, then Trilby. |
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| Favorite
Songs |
You don't
have room - I'm a Gemini, EVERY song is my favorite! (Do you know how
hard |
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| Favorite
Bands |
Rammstein,
Reverend Horton Heat, |
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| Least
Favorite Bands |
My nemesis, Celine Dion! She and her army of Diva Clones
like Britney and Christina must be popped like the bubbles of air they
are! |
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Favorite
Films |
Legend, Perfect Blue, The Dark Crystal, Pink Flamingos, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" |
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| Favorite TV Shows | (past & present): WWE Smackdown, Are You Being Served?, Mucha Lucha!, Lance Link: Secret Chimp and Absolutely Fabulous |
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Favorite
Actor |
Tim Curry |
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| Favorite
Actress |
Divine |
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| Favorite
B-Movie Actor |
Divine |
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| Favorite
B-Movie Actress |
Edith Massey |
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| Favorite
Porn Star |
I watch anime porn, and my favorite star is always the demon with a thousand penicles. |
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| Favorite
Directors |
John Waters, Peter Jackson, David Lynch |
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| Favorite
Book |
The Televisionary Oracle by Rob Brezny and The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell |
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| Favorite
Drink |
Suffering Bastard |
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| Favorite
Food |
Any kind of pasta. |
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| Biggest
Influences |
Marijuana was a big influence in college, but now it's mostly booze. |
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| Biggest
Compliment |
Petey |
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| Favorite Past Time | Sex | ||
| Super Power | I am Queen Valvolene Honey Dijon, the Empress of Lubrication - I never run dry! (I also possess a secondary superpower, that of Anal-Retentive Editrix Who Wields the Mighty Red Pen.) | ||
| Quotable
Quote |
(Bumper sticker on my car) "STOP BREEDING" |
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| Guilty
Pleasure |
I like to sing along to k.d. lang and Suzanne Vega when I'm alone in the car. |
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| What
I Want On My Tombstone |
"To whomever went against my wishes to be cremated: Prepare to be haunted forever." |
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