Nikki Neil
 Contributing Writer

 Pisces

 A-V-A-I-L-A-B-L-E

 The Dog (as in Doggie Style)

 Princess.    Pookie

 To own more shoes than Amelda Marcos and to be remembered
 as the ultimate sex goddess.

 Woodbury University – Business Management

 Abattoir

  Express Yourself -Madonna, “Inbetween Days – The Cure, “Everyday is Halloween -Ministry. “Cuz its Hot & Do You Fear (For Your Child) – Thrill Kill Kult. “True Faith & Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order

 Filter, NIN, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Static-X, Spineshank, KMFDM/MDFMK, Ministry

 Cheesy, 80s hair metal. Sappy, whimpy bands like Oasis. Crappy boy bands
 and anything resembling Britney Spears.

 Southpark: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Interview with the Vampire.
 Anything with Adam Sandler.

 Adam Sandler & John Cusack

 Cartman in drag.

 Trey Parker in Orgazmo.

 The girl at work who cries at the drop of a hat.

 My alter ego Nikki Kneels.

 Tim Burton

 The Vampire Chronicles – Anne Rice

 Expensive Champagne, Margarita, Lay Me Down & Fuck Me, The Bartenders Special.

 See favorite drink.

 Madonna & Bettie Paige

 A hand-written thank-you note from Mitch Schneider (MSO PR) and
 every time a guy has the balls to come up and tell me that Im beautiful.

  Whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine.
Its only money; there will be more of it tomorrow.
Its all about the Benjamins.

 Dressing up as a dominatrix. Having sex on balconies.

 Here lies the Princess.