March 17, 2005

We're All Clones - All Are One And One Are All

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The Studs of Transit

Have you ever seen anything so ridiculous in your fucking life? Okay, I love the people who run Transit, and they really have it going on there. And I like that they show their appreciation to me and my crew whenever we come down to their establishment. But 90% of the clientele that they cater to are cookie cutter clones with absolutely no identity of their own whatsoever I do not understand why anyone would want to go somewhere dressed exactly like everyone else. I don't get it. I'm sure for them it's "safe" not to stray from the pack, but goddammit, how does anyone separate the people who come into the places like this.

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Talk about seperate: The VIP rooms bartender

Transit isn't alone, as a matter of fact they are better at bringing in a diverse crowd as opposed, lets say, the Billy Deck affiliated clubs.

These people are never going to hear, hey nice outfit. And shamefully neither will a lot of the girls. The fairer sex are as guilty as the men are at this fashion faux-pa. Quick call Joan and Melissa Rivers and lets get them a VIP section and cameras to film the factory line as it's unveiled.

This is the fashion people. This is what the mainstream wear when they go out on a Saturday night as they embark on their drunken mating rituals. As Adam Ant so wisely quipped back in the glorious heyday of fashion we so lovingly refer to as the 80's. "We don't follow fashion, that'd be a joke. You know we gotta set them.So everyone will take note.

If I'm considered out of place I'd rather be just that than the status quo.

I think Afra and Paul know what I'm talking about that's for damn sure.

And guys (you in the photos and everyone like you) take a walk down to Boys Town and check out what is the hot trend as far as what the proud gay men of Chicago are wearing. You'll feel just like you're looking in a mirror.

Now what leather pants am I going to wear this weekend?

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2 of the 3 Amigos Rebelar de intoxicó

Posted by Alex Zander at March 17, 2005 02:59 PM