July 05, 2005
MY NAME IS! "zander"
Jesse at TRANSIT
Where to begin? Well Thursday and Friday were very interesting. Thursday I walked 8.64 miles in the 93/95 degree heat and it sucked but it's keeping the weight down. So Friday night I met Kelly after work with a dozen roses, a bottle of Skyy, and a bottle of inspiration. And the night was young and wouldn't get any older. Then came Saturday and I was feeling like hell. Pure hell. I had something great to look forward to but had other things on my brain. The highlights of the day, I got emails from Kelly Erikson, Missy Monroe AND Corina Taylor. 3 of the hottest adult performers I can think of. Now, I wish someone would explain to me why porn stars like me so much. I wish the person on the street liked me as much. Or do I?
Jesse Jane was coming to Transit so Karlton met me at the house and we chatted a bit and took off for Grego's. I had what was left of the Skyy and he had a bottle of Makers and we got an early start. A bit of a mistake but not all bad. Because at least nothing bad happened.
Kelly arrived by cab right on time as I had requested and after some drinks we all walked to Transit and jumped line and Joel met us and we were all escorted to one of several VIP areas. Drinks were free for an hour and after saying hello to Brad and Tim and some others from AVN we decide that I had enough to drink and Kelly and I took off in a cab and ended up back at my place where the alarm went off very early and we got on a bus and went to Holiday Club for brunch. We shared a pitcher of Bloody Mary's and didn't even have to look at the menu. The bartended even knew what we both wanted. Eggs Benedict.
She called her brother who was already on his way and we went to her place and got things together for the game. We got to teh biggest rooftop at Wrigley and I was amazed. Not only was it beautiful and a spectacular view but teh food and booze was included. We were on teh VIP list as was kelly's brother Greg and we got started just before jesse arrived. She posed for some pix and we made some smalltalk and she even signed a DVD to Kelly and I and a copy of MK for her brother. He as thrilled.
I happened to be wearing my Clown Porn shirt and it garnished a lot of attention. One kid named Eric "Clownboy'' Berson who is a Clown enthusiast flipped out and it turned out we had similar tastes in film. So I gave him a card and before I even got home yesterday he had been to this site. Good for him and glad that he's into good wholesome entertainment that's just, "wrong". It was nice to see Jesse and talk to her again, we had a few laughs and I was getting buzzed in the summer heat. I hope the photos turn out because I can only imagine how funny or fucked up they are going to look.
Kelly was amazed at how tiny Jesse is and I have to admit she did look wonderful as always. I made a rather loud referene to Kid rock that a certain memebr of teh enteraoge was not too pleased about and I probably shouldn't have done it. But it got a big wide grinned smile out of Jesse, but another person up there didn't think it was too funny. That's all I'll elaborate on that for now, or ever.
We hung out till the 7th inning and split for Holiday Club where we had another round and then I went to Kelly's and dropped from exhaustion. Then at 820 she ordered 3 buffalo chicken sandwich platters and a large pizza from Ranalli's for delivery. Poor Greg was out cold on the sofa and I was stumbling around in my boxers. Then I back asleep and at 106 AM Kelly and I both woke up and were up till 530 AM or later. Or would that be earlier. In between we had visited with her neighbors who were very cool especially at 3 AM and made a good time out of our sleeplessness.
She took off for work as Greg and I indulged in our sammichs and sat there all afternoon watching the TV. After Smallville we came to my place and watched Reanimater and twilight Zone while eating a bunch of Popeye's chicken, and the neighborhood was insanely loud with fireworks blasting from the backyards, streets and alleys all around. It got to the point where it was beyond annoying and we even considered calling 311. Amazingly it calmed down enough to where with my door closed and the AC on we could get some sleep. And it was the best nights sleep either of us have had in sometime. Though Kelly can sleep through anything. Usually.
So that in a nutshell was the Skindependance Day wrap up/aftermath. I need to thank all of the great people who made it happen and for their hospitality and generosity for having some rock n rollers invade their turf. You're all great and we appreciate you.
But like Jesse said to me over a year ago. Porn stars party like rock stars, and rock stars fuck like porn stars.
Posted by Alex Zander at July 5, 2005 04:41 PM