AZ's Diary of a Damned Man

New Years Eve Morning: HAPPY NEW YEARS FREINDS, FIENDS and FANS!

There is absolutely nothing to talk about and unless something really crazy happens in the world to inspire me, I won't be writing in here for awhile.

I'm going under the radar for about 12 days. 1) It's a personal challenge 2) I have a lot of work to do 3) and there's nothing all that important to do for the next two weeks. But in 13 days most of you will envy my forthcoming adventure. Envy is a not a bad thing, though it is my least favorite of the seven deadlies!

I plan to spend a very quiet and sober New years Eve for the first time in 22 years. I'm not even going to have one drink. That's how anti-trend I am. Why? I'm doing it because I want to. There's noting exciting enough going on to go anywhere and away from the world alone w/ the healing Motor Booty is good enough for me. So all you all drink one for AZ tonight. PLESE DO NOT DRIVE!

I do want to say that it was a pretty good idea that the government followed Illinois lead and is putting a ban on Ephedrine sales. I took Mini Thins and Metabolife and Metabolite for the better half of my life and the result was I have dangerously high blood pressure and am on very expensive medication for the rest of my life. I also regularly would lose my voice completely for a day or two or was barely able to talk. I never knew what the cause was till I was diagnosed. It's also nice to sleep once in awhile. I quit using it voluntarily about 3 years ago, and am glad I did. Who knows what would have happened if I had not. So though I'm not a fan on teh US government banning over the counter stimulants, or diet aids, I will in my own way applaud this decision because of the result it had on my health. Cutting back on 5-7 pots of coffee a day has helped a lot as well.

I guess that's all I have to share. Have fun tonight you heathens! Talk to you next year!

No Shows, Bull Rides and Free Beer!

Alc O Holiday was a blast.

We had Hog & Honeys packed for our bash and had free drinks a plenty. Many of my friends rode the mechanical bull for me. We had a riot and got a lot of it on video. however there are no photos being that my photographer Bob Hoeksema pulled a no-show. It kinda sucks but that's life. I've learned to expect this from him. Jeff Windisch and Marc Osorno hung out for the first time in years. It was a reunion. Brigette was still feeling very sore from her surgery but was a good sport and hung in with the best of them. Terry Mac bought me a Batman book for my birthday, and Jen brought me a devil duck. I sure got a lot of devil related items for this holiday. I can't believe that all these people encourage me. Even Brigettes family. Messy Stench and Nico brought me discs of teh infamous radio show she and I did earlier this month. I have to admit, Hog & Honeys didn't live up to it's hype. There were far too many Trixies and Chads there. And teh Trixies didn't take to kindly to they fact that I yelled out Trixies. I don't think I'll be going there for any reason unless they offer us unlimited free drinks again. Thanks to the club anyway.

Thanks to everyone who attended and those of you who were invited but for some reason didn't make it, there's always next year.

The party actually went till about 630 AM when it returned to our block here. And we are all very lucky to be alive today.

Watched Escape From New York this morning. Talk about not living up to it's hype. - AZ

Devils and Demons and Cheer and Beer, these are a few of my favorite things!

The Festivas holiday was actually one that I'll cherish forever. From the eve till I fell asleep last night I had a smile on my face that would have taken plastic surgery to remove. It was the best of my life and surrounded by fun, loving understanding and above all fun people. I feel like I've finally found my place. Thanks to all of you who made my holiday everything that it is! I also got the best gifts ever. But that's not the most important part, just a highlight that will forever be displayed in my surroundings. Tokens of evil are abundant!

So, all I can say is let's play!

RICHMAS

Just returned from the 2003 Richmas spectacular. We're very tired. There was another big crowd there, and lots of Paste Eaters, Goebies and Toadies turned out for the two opening bands. I didn't feel like attending a show but I have to support my favorite local band. And it was worth it. Now it's time to sleep.

Friday is Alc O Holiday and I must be ready, rested and willing. - AZ

Alc O Holiday Countdown

Listening to Cured By Porno

The best thing about winter in Chicago is it gives you time to catch up on all the movies you miss during the warm weather and all it has to offer in this magnificent city.

Friday night I rented Interstate 60 which was great and weird at the same time, and also Wrong Turn which is a Texas Chainsaw rip-off with inbred West Vagina hillbillies as the fiends. Saturday I picked up Goodfellas, Less Than Zero and Phone Booth. It's just nice to chill out and take in a bevy of films and not hear that I'm being a lazy lump for enjoying it.

Sunday Brigette was getting around pretty well and did a good bit of walking. I dropped her off at 99th Floor while I did laundry and later we hooked up with Marcos and walked down to Ranallis for their Christmas Party. Food was complimentary and drinks were only a buck each.We had a great time hanging with Beer Mafia members and the staff at my favorite Chicago eatery. We stayed there till just after 1AM and walked home. I slept like a freaking rock and got about 9 unbelievable hours in.

Today I spent time getting some materials together for Digital Playground, and wrapping up some last minute year-end business. That's about all I can do other than tweaking interviews and website content. Kevin is in Philly for a much needed break. I'm sure when he returns it'll be back to the grind and we'll finish some of the web site stuff we've been pondering. Look for a new flash on the site in the next few weeks.

Tomorrow is the annual Richmas party at the Fireside and Friday is the invite only Alc O Holiday 2003, limited to 100 friends and supporters. The photos and film from this one will be legendary.

Since I'm working with the major porn studios now I though I'd share some photos with you from some of my friends in the business. This shows just how far I go back with personalities in the business that I can't figure out why took me so long to tap into and merge with. Oh, I know exactly why, because some of the women I've dated in the past couldn't see past the sex side of it and were too insecure to let me do business with the business. I'm sure I could have done it but to pay the price of all the nagging, bitching and complaining would not have made it worthwhile. Which is exactly why they are ex-girlfriends.

AZ and Hyapatia Lee Chicago 1997

AZ and Seka at her home in Chicago

AZ and Christina Angel at his home

I guess in some form or another I've always been fascinated with the industry. When I was in Kindergarten I got in trouble for showing the girl across the street my old mans Playboys and Penthouse magazines. I asked her not to tell her parents and she didn't, so she told mine. Dad didn't care that I looked at them till then. I guess it was more of my stepmother who freaked out over it. As a young adult I DJ'd at a few strip and nude clubs,and even became involved with some ladies who appeared in Playboy, Penthouse and some other publications (and films). I never looked at the business in the wink wink nudge nudge dirty way. I always respected the people in the industry because they cater to a large demographic. I learned when I worked at a video store that a majority of teh revenue came from the rental and sale of adult films. This store was located in what is considered an upper scale neighborhood, in many ways like Lincoln Park where I currently reside. Many local TV personalities and other "well-respected" members of the community contributed to the income of the store though the product in the "back room". Funny how it's the same group of hypocrites that make all the noise about obscene aspect of the art.

For 9 years of publishing MK Ultra and MK magazine we've flirted with the adult entertainment industry, and even danced with it. But in 2004 MK will merge rock and porn like no other publication currently available. I just wish I would have thought about doing it this way long ago. Nevertheless, with the current trend of mainstream fasciations and acceptance of the industry the time may just be right. - AZ

Better Late Than Ever

LISTENING TO THE NEW KID ROCKIt's been a hellish week and I got more email complaints about not updating this diary. damn kids gimme time to breathe or at least recover.

I guess it all started when Grego and Jymbo took me out Tuesday before last
to celebrate my then upcoming birthday. It was a good time with a lot of
laughs of course. Wednesday - Freda was spent working my ass of on year end
budgets. In the entertainment business December is the worst year, in fact,
financially it may as well be over. Somehow I managed to get money from what
they had left in their expense accounts. And Friday night to end the
workweek Brigette took me for a seafood dinner and yours truly buried 2
pound of crab in my belly. Saturday night we went to PIGFACE and hung out on
the buss and got our VIP seats early. It was great to see everyone again.
And this was the heaviest lineup of PIGFACE ever. There was a lot of energy
and sweat as well. Newbomb Turk came from the burbs and we partied hardy.
Harrison, on of Martin Atkins children, fell asleep on Brigettes shoulder as
Mrs. Atkins sat in the balcony with her boys. The BH, MB and AZ all cabed
down to Ranallis with my friend Tony. We were feeling it. The we rolled
Newbomb in the snow back to my place but not before I accidentally spilled
him on a curb and managed to bruise my ribs as I fell over his ass. So it was a Jackass
late night for sure. A lil later Tony and Newbomb left and we celebrated so hard when we woke up I couldn't believe what we had done to this place. Everything was everywhere, it was obviously WILD!

So we woke up went to Fiesta Mexicana for brunch and spent the night up at Motorbooty's and ended my bday weekend in style. I don't feel any older though, contrary to popular belief, the older the bull the stiffer the horn.

Monday morning both Brigette and I felt the severity of being in the cold, not enough clothes and next to no sleep would cause, we were both sick. But she still went in to work and I worked harder than ever at the end of the media year. To understand this you must realize that, (nearly) all of the record labels and studios close Friday before Christmas and don't reopen till teh first full week of teh New Year. In 2004 they go back on the 5th which sure beats last year. This doesn’t count for entities like Underground Inc/Invisible Records, who like me just never seem to slow down.

So we nursed our illnesses and I got a lot more porn in the mail as it piles up I just keep adding to the bounty. I talked to a few promising studios in Hollywood, set up a bunch of interviews with porn stars, and flirted with some big contracts. Wednesday night I went out to Superior Street Studios and interviewed On and off again MINISTRY guitarist Louis Svitek and Sinderella Pussie of Thrill Kill Kult who worked on a few songs with Project .44/Odd Is He. We were both feeling like hell, and went to some well-needed sleep.

Friday morning Brigette had surgery very early out in the suburbs and she’s laid up for awhile but at least I can sneak around and holiday shop without her seeing what I’m buying, and I hide it when she’s asleep on the medication. I heard Satan Clause was here yesterday stuffing her stocking.

Oh, big Saturday. Spent the AM paying mister bills over the phone and now I gotta run.

HAPPY HELLIDAZE Y’ALL

- Alexxx

PS Less than one week till Alc O Holiday.

ILL

Thanks to all who my my bday a special one. You know who you are. I think I'm getting that Flu and it's cold here. Will detail more later after taking care of business and my health.

Xtra special thanks to Newbomb Turk.

Waste of time

Well there was supposed to be a cool display party for former Andy Warhol photographer Christopher Makos last night.

It was a VIP only event at Domaine, A Trendroid Trixie hangout on Rush street. So after finding a place to park and braving the cold we killed some time at Barnes and Noble and walked over to the club. Now I had only been there one time before, with Vampire Dave and Tom Tretter, and it was for a Gen Art event so I was able to get into a pretty good time. But last night they had only 2 foo foo drinks for attenedees to chose from and I didn't see any Hors d'oeuvres. But I guess after 45 min of being bored out of my gourd that I didn't feel like waiting around. And to go back into the 17 degree Chicago night air was not pleasant. So I basically wasted my time.

The biggest let down was where they actually displayed Makos work. It was above tables where people would be seated for dinner, so it wasn't even set up decently. And the people in attendance were annoying. I bet that none of them were familiar with the artists work or Andy Warhol. So it was over for me before it even began.

Today, I'm up too early and have too much to do.

Thanks to all of you who had birthday greetings waiting for me when I logged on.

Now my gift to you.

MJ JOKE OF THE DAY:

Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Dianna Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.

Heat Therapy, Helliday Shopping, and an SNL XXXmas Carol.

Heat therapy. I just have to say a jackass of my stature with as many
injuries from dangerous activities and foolish escapades is a connoisseur of
home remedies. Heat therapy is a no-brainer. My shoulder after 24 hours ago
is feeling a lot better thanks to the Motor Booty Health Care Plan. I kept a
heating pad under my shoulder all night and hours before I even laid down.
Anyway, I'm not 100% but can function a lot better today.

2 more days till PIGFACE comes back to their home of Chicago. It looks like
another sell-out for the gang. JSIN is SUPPOSED to come up for the show and weekend but it doesn't look good. No license = no ride and since nobody is cool enough to bring his ass it looks like he's missing yet another Chicago show. Newbomb is taking the train in and I know that means trouble. Can't wait to see the whole squad at the gig.

I just got back from XXXmas shopping. I didn't really mind it. I was in and out looking for the impossible and gave up for now. Parking wasn't even a problem, though it's been hell in my neighborhood today. The time has flown by so fast I forgot I didn't even stay the night here last night. The only bitch is the bitter fucking cold today, it's ruthless. I also noticed that a lot of stores have closed. Saw Casey from Telemuendo today. He still wants to produce some porn locally. Ironically Anand wants to do the same thing, but since Anand is always on tour or in LA starring in one porn or another, it's impossible to get them on the same page. Anand just got back from Japan with his punk band Total Dicks. Just one of his many musical projects. Anyway, I think Casey should try to get some of the ladies from the Telemuendo Network to star in the films. They exude more enrgy and are far prettier than some of the phonies on other American network programs.

And finally, Chicago some cool stores are no longer with us. 9-11 has caused a slow death to the economy. Of course it has to be 9-11, no way could it have anything to do with the current administration. Why would I dream of it?
What is Enron? And who is Dubya?

Have you been to www.punkvoter.com lately? If not check it out.

Christmas Is Coming To The USA

1, 1,2, 1,2,3,4

I don't care what your momma says Christmas time is near
I don't care what your daddy says Christmas time is dear
All I know that Santa's sleigh is making it's way to the USA

I don't care what the mayor says Christmas is full of cheer
I don't care if you think it's a lie Christmas will soon be here
I don't care 'bout the CIA, I don't care what the calendar say,
I wish it was Christmas today I wish it was Christmas today

MJ Joke Of the Day

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.

Birthday Blues

Last night Grego took me out to celebrate my birthday. We started at Kelsey's and drank at Ranallis.

We were being our bad selves and at one point the Three Amigos Jymbo, Grego and Marcos stopped at mi casa for a minute. Grego wanted to screen some of teh porn that was mailed to me. And to my surprise Brigette was sitting there in my living room and I didn't even know it. We headed back out and drank to the wee hours of the AM.

Grego gave me a Tower Records gift card so I bought a set of speakers and a subwoofer for my PC. It's a cool Maxell system with badass flat speakers. So I'm blasting some Tito and Tarantula as I write this.

It's shaping up to be a busy week. Tomorrow I have an event to attend and Friday who knows what Motor Booty has up her sleeve for me. PIGFACE isSaturday and it looks like a sell out and a bunch of my fiends are coming into town to celebrate with me.

I've been getting a lot of shit about my bit on drugs yesterday. okay, I'm far from an angel, but I don't smoke pot. And I've seen so many people get sucked into laziness and sitting in front of a TV and playstation playing games for hours on end and contributing absolutely NOTHING to society or anything worthwhile. Now not everybody is like that but it's a filthy disgusting habit. That's just how I feel. Some people can handle it, but there are so many who cannot leave their homes without getting high or going anywhere without a one hitter. I lived with someone who was stoned 24-7 and could not function without having weed at arms length. So yes, I'm jaded. And I write this with my birthday beer in front of me HAHA.

And since I'm on the topic. Alc O Holiday will be a private affair this year. I am having 100 friends at Hogs and Honeys downtown where they are giving me and my fiends all we can drink and no cover. The date is confidential. Those who have been there for me this year, which was a tough year are informed and we will celebrate and intoxicate and kill ourselves on the mechanical bull.

Talked to my good friend Anand Bhatt star of many porn films and compser of music on a lot of others. Looks like we'll get to hang out before head goes of to India. I never see that guy enough.

CHEERS!

Now your MJ joke of the day

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

8 pounds of porn

Chicago today is a cold and rainy and I'm out of synch. I threw my should out last night doing of all things, picking up my fat fucking cat Rammstein while laying down watching a documentary called Faces Of Evil.

So needless to say AZ isn't feeling up to par. but it's of course business as usual. Woke up around 630 as usual and listened to my daily dose of award Stern and sat right here at the PC doing my morning duties that I've done every day for over 2 years now.

Around one I went to the bank, post office and to my mailbox on N Clark There I was given and 8 pound box. So, being that it was raining and I couldn't carry a big box of ?????? and an umbrella at once I had to get on the bus, all the time knowing what was inside.

When I got home I opened the box that included a CD and 38 adult DVD's from Sin City and 2 signed posters. Yesterday I got 4 DVD's from Metro. And the rest are coming. Now we have to review all of these for the magazine and the website, and the films we pick for the mag have to be done within a week. So many of my writers are very happy right now. Right now I'm working with every major adult film studio in teh country. Greg and I already have about 20 interviews we have to do in Vega$ next month. I don't know how we're going to have anytime for fun.

I said this 3 weeks ago and I reaffirm it now. the people in this industry are some if teh nicest and most business savvy people I've had the opportunity to deal with in my 15 years of doing this kind of rock n roll work. And if being mentioned in Variety doesn't confirm that porn is more and more coming mainstream, and the 60 Minutes piece didn't confirm it, well you non believers are in the dark ages. Make sure you check out Frank Majors daily blog on Variety's website. http://weblogs.variety.com/the_porning_report/

Well gotta shampoo the carpets here for my guests coming in for the weekend. Marcos is here with the shampooer and then GAWD only knows what grego will get me into this evening. - Jymbo

Guns, Fun and Buns

Got a very early start on getting out of town Saturday morning. I was still high on life, my drug of choice. (I know all the weedheads are saying, "Dude, alcohol is totally a drug, you asshole). But I was still high off my online radio hijinx and debauchery with Messy the night before.

As we disucussed on the show and as I did a little over a week at the High School I spoke at, I don't fuck with drugs. I repeat "Why do you think they call it dope?" Just because I get wild and ....well you know the drill.

So with the endorphins still raging in my brain we were off to Inidiani, and stopped at Meijer store where we spent about 90 minutes, and then were of to Motor Booty's mothers house. We drug some food in and I stayed outside with Dennis and Wally and their militia. There were guns a plenty. I haven't shot in close to 15 years if not more. Dennis had a handgun and a buffalo rifle that had a nice kick. Wally broke out a Russian AK and a Chinese AK and we shot many rounds at targets in and around the swamp. It was a good time. Even Brigettes mom brought out a couple pistols and squeezed out few rounds. Luckily we had earplugs cause I'd be even mother deaf than I already am. Dennis was in teh first Gulf War representing the 82nd, and his nickname was Skully because he always shot the enemy between the eyes. Thus causing and unnatural death. Hey don't mess with OUR oil!
We had a nice meal and watch the hilarious Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movie. I finally saw it all teh way through. That thing is a riot.

We drove home late and got to Brigettes place and spent all day Sunday watching movies and cooking turkey. That's right, it was finally my turn to have Turkey! And MAN ALIVE was it good. I spent an entire quiet and relaxing day taking in film after film staring at 10 AM with Ernest Saves Christmas, and ended the night with the Red Violin. And yes I just had some turkey for breakfast.

This is a big week and I got home about 830 AM and have piles of work to catch up on and the Pigface Tour / UNITED 2 Tour that MK Magazine has sponsored is wrapping up this weekend. But b4 I get started, here is your Michael Jackson Joke Of The Day:

Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Indiana The Worlds Largest Trailer Park

Thanks again to all the emails and calls to the radio station last night. I'm still laughing at how raw we were. It certainly wasn't one for the easily offended.

Thanks to Messy for having me on and letting me fly. And thanks to Frank at AVN for the press and publicity. See ya in Vega$ next month.

I'll have copies of the show and track listings on the site next week and may even begin selling CD's of my old syndicated MK ULTRASOUND show commercial free.

Off to Indiana today to spend some time with Motor Booty's mom.

Here's you Michael Jackson Joke Of The Day

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Filthy, Obscene, Loud and FUN!

I just got back from doing Messy's show and it was no less than a RIOT! The filthiest fucking radio show ever aired I'm sure. It was just fun to play NASTY! Plus the music was stellar. Even Ogre listened in and wrote. BTW Happy Birthday Ogre. See you on tour! - AZ

Cheers!

rAdIo FrEe ZaNdEr

Imagine that. Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton captured in this photo. Think maybe he taught her?

The weekend has arrived and if all goes well I won't update the site again till Monday. Tonight at 6PM I'll be on Messy Stench's online radio show. Just go to:

www.craptabulous.com/music.html and click on

www.freeradiosaic.org

I'm going to be choosing out some rockin tunes shortly and being we don't have to worry about censorship it should be a good time. The two years I had that syndicated radio show here we had to deal with the FCC's muzzle weekly, which was a pain in the ass. I'm sure my faithful listeners remember the night I uttered the F word 8 times in one hour. I'll certainly never forget one particular email I got the next day from Paul Baio that read, "Dude you said the F word last night." I replied, "You mean Fuck? " and his answer was , "No you called Danzig fat."

I have some CD's to giveaway tonight included some copies of the new Sunwheel Psychedelic and some United samplers.

Last night Suzan and I worked on more layout. Since we're working with so many Adult Film studios we're trying to come up with a clever title for the porn review section. I think with all the chuckles aside we have arrived at Remote Control. If you have any suggestions I look forward to your feedback. The real challange with reviewing these films and interviewing the girls is going to be the key words we will have to muster up as not to offend or lose any of our current distribution.

Allow me to make it interesting. If any of you come up with a suitable title that is better than Remote Control you win 4 back issues and a dozen CD's from MK. Remember suggestions cannot be explicitly blatant. Subtle and tongue in cheek is what we're looking for.

And now here's your Michael Jackson Joke of the Day

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke.

Rock N Roll High School Revisited

A letter came from the HS I spoke at last week.

Hey AZ

A number of teachers approached me and told me to commend you on your presentation. They said you were a great speaker and the subject matter was interesting. Thanks for giving your time to the school.

Mr. Sipic

Messyand I are both pumped about the plug we got from AVN today. That was totally unexpected. The word is speading like poion ivy. In case you haven't seen it: www.avnonline.com/issues/200312/pressreleases/pr_120203_1.shtml

Freaking cold and nasty out today. The winter is coming and we'll not feel the sun again till late May if even by then.

Now for your Michael Jackson Joke Of The Day:

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Random Babble Why Do Yopu Care?

Bueno!

As usual things are strange. I've sold a few last minute advertisements and have been working on other things. After Suzan and I worked Tuesday night and laughed at the Paris Hilton reality show, Marcos took us to Kelsey's for a nightcap. The funniest thing about Hilton was the fuzzy blur dot they put over her crack where she's supposed to have a butt.

Got some really bad news about my friend Kevin which really reminds me how much bad things happen to good people. I have friends with horrible health problems all teh while the R Kelly's and Michael Jackson's, and Vince Neil's repeatedly break the laws of society and decency while violating peoples lives and bodies.

Talked to a lady from Sin City Video yesterday and they are joining Metro, Vivid and the others in sending us product. Also OUI magazine sent me some samples (3) and I spoke to a toy designer Tiffany, and to the head of OUI. OUI has a lot of metal and Goth reviews and interviews now. Before now I hadn't seen the mag since the 70's when I was in junior high.

Last night was great cause #1 ate 10 cent wings #2 saw an all new South Park and #3 finally saw teh great X - Men 2. And now only 3 more days till Turkey for me and my big black boot.

Hard to believe the weekend is already upon us just over the horizon. Don't forget tomorrow I'm on Messy's Online Radio Program.

And next week is my birthday. JSIN, you better be here you #@% eater.

There was 2 more references to Type O on Stern this morning. Artie wanted to do TON Karaoke but they said it'd be like 15 minutes. Then he yelled out,"And don't think I don't know what you're doin, you stupid twat!" and everyone in the studio was confused.

Adios

PS My friend Lisa who is still fighting cancer and the treatments still need your help. Please read:

www.helplisafightcancer.com

Alex Zander & Hostess Messy Stench Online Radio This Friday

The media blitz continues:

In just the last 2 months from JBTV to AVN to Online radio, MK founder Alex
Zander will appear on Messy Stench's radio show this Friday Dec. 5 from
6-8pm central time.

Listeners will need QuickTime 6 to be able to hear the
show. AZ is bringing in the music so you know what not to expect.

There will be giveaways and lots of heavy music and dirty talk. Listeners
can call in and ramble at 312-345-3805.

Zander follows shows with guests the likes of: KMFDM, GWAR, Bozo Porno
Circus, porn star Kendra Jade, and more. So tune in Friday from 6 - 8 and
don't miss out.

Here are the instructions:

radio info: http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html
to tune in:
- Friday from 6-8pm central time
- go to http://www.freeradiosaic.org- click "listen" at the top right of the page

- wait 15 seconds for the stream buffer
- leave the popup window open to chat with other listeners

Tuesday, Porn and Paris

It's been a very busy day just like I love it. I can barely still keep up
with all the email and phone calls. Been emailing back and forth with Vivid
Entertainment all day, and I spoke to the lady who is designing the gothic
and heavy metal marital aides or sex toys.

She used the word dong which was something I'm not used to hearing the female gender of our species utter. So I became so intrigued with what she had to tell me that I requested she do an interview w/ Queenie.

Also, I should be hearing from Grego's publicist soon. I guess they would
like me to help arrange and co-host his Sunwheel Psychedelic listening
party. See www.sunwheelpsychedelic.com I assume it'll be sometime next
February.

Next day actually. I got caught up working on layout w/ Suzan. Then freaking Paris Hilton and her slut bunny the hideous head Nicole Richie were on some fake reality show. BTW I loathe her more than ever and I read that Rolling Stone interview last week which shed some ice light on this spoiled dumb fuck home school rich catty brat Paris. She is the ultimate Trixie. see: http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=2156

So we worked late and Suzan missed her Bally's work out and we went to Kelsey's for a nitcap.

Woke up and my world went to hell. Time to claw my way backup to your world, and if I'm good maybe by the end of the week I'll finally get to eat turkey.

And now your Michael Jackson Joke Of the Day.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Re Thanxx

Last night Jeremiah and Reena hosted their annual Re-Thanxxxgiving dinner and party with NO FAMILES. So I happened to pop in as he was attempting to bake a turkey, and boy howdy was it a good thing I did.

He was prepared to a partially frozen bird with the neck, innards, and without stuffing into the oven. Then he wasn't going to tie it shut. So as we worked on getting the damn thing prepared I indulged into some of teh spicy Sangria they had concocted. Then it came time for us to hit the I Love Richh show which was incredible. They played some new tunes and rocked out in one of the best sets I've seen in a long time. Phia and George showed up and we hung with the band awhile after. PBF were running late and we left at the end of the Bobby Stratosphere set before seeing the worst and most gay looking of the 80's hairbangers.

After we joined some of the heathens upstairs for grub,drinks and a lil hellraising.

Today we went and got the plates and all that legal stuff for Brigettes Thunderbird she brought back from her trip to Virginia. It's a beaut and has the most kick ass stereo I've ever heard in a car that I've ever been in. It was tie consuming but it's done and now out of the way. And we got 2 20 lb. turkeys!!!

That's all folks. Now your Michael Jackson Joke Of The Day:

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!