August 31, 2005
Kinder Kare
Okay kidz, It was a wild weekend and AZ ended up sick! Not from sleep depravation, but whatever is going around at the jobsite. 4 people total so far have been out with teh same signs.
I should have most of the updates on the DOADM wrapped tonight.
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August 25, 2005
?Donde' Esta Los Chicas Caliente'?
What a long day. I was on a very difficult project today that really needed to be completed by end of day. It was hard on me because I do not like not being able to produce, and though I was generating on other projects I was feeling the pressure I place upon myself to succeed at this one. Thanks to Paul, I found and edge and it wasn't even his project. So as it is, I found a way in and I will remain triumphant by tomorrow.
In the AM I have a Doc appointment and then work, and then the great weekend and end of summer weekend is about to begin. My brother is meeting me after work, we're picking up Kelly, changing, going to the House of Blues to see DEVO, (something I could have done tonight for free, but I'd rather shell out the $156 for a pair of tickets than to go to work tired or not at 100%, which I was the other day after a night of NO SLEEP) After the show and Foundation Room fun, we'll all get some shut-eye and then my brother and I are off to Glamour Con. I got a noon check in, and by 12:30 Corina Taylor and I will finally have met face to face. It'll be a reunion with lots of models and centerfolds and actresses, and a reunion of a lot of Industry friends I made last year.
The After Dark party starts at 9PM at the hotel and not only is it the boacious Taylor Wains birthday but it''s also Sherries B-DAY her and Brian are bringing Kelly and the party will really kick up it's heels. As long as they are not clear heels shooting across the room like that Penthouse gal did last year at the party. Newbomb Turk is coming and Grego will join to. So expect no other entries till at least Monday night or Tuesday night at the latest.
Now take this toon of Grego and I and replace the AVN 2005 logo with Glamour Con. (thanks to Angie for making my twisted vision a real live South park toon) And replace the Vegas with O'Hare.
"I seriously love you guys."
August 23, 2005
August 22, 2005
Sleep Zander Sleep
The curse. Insomnia. My unintentional sleep deprived existence. When I get 8 hours I'm blessed. If I get 5 I'm happy at the least.
I should have been exhausted. We left the office at around 1030 I believe en route to the harbor where my employer had charted a yacht to take us under the sun for 4 hours. I rode with Ozzie and believe it or not I listened to Michael Jackson. By 11:45 we were all on the boat and the booze cruise began. With my Eagle Scout mentality of being prepared I had a new pair of Rx sunglasses made the night before, along with a new Rx and regular glasses. I felt for those on the boat who did not have protective eyewear. Lake Michigan on the picture perfect day can be painful.
My Eagle Scout status did not give me the common sense to eat enough to offset the Amstel Light I administered to quench my thirst. But beer is the cure for the summertime blues ain't it? All in all the ride was a lot tof fun and went by quicker than it actually was. 4 hours flew by and the group actually had another reservation and that was in Greektown where eeryone conviened for even more. Talk about really going all out. When they give you a day off you get a day off and then some.
So I got to know a few of my co-workers some more I had realized one of the girls I work with actually hangs out at my favorite watering hole, Ranalli's. So as fate would have it we went there and I inducted her into the Beer Mafia and Kelly, Sherrie and Brian showed up and though I should have been cut off hours before I did not have the ability.
Needless to say I went home with Kelly, fell hard asleep and as usual was up too early. I actually started to get ready for work out of habit without realizing it was the weekend. Kelly scolded me that I didn't have to work and that was it. I was awake. So I spent the day cleaning her house while she was at work. My mentality is that if she has to spend Saturday cleaning her own place, that's less time I actually get to spend with her. Besides, what else was I going to do? Fight the masses outside that are just out our backdoors who are here for the air show.
......................................TBC
August 21, 2005
Love On The Rocks!!!!
I'll be updating the diary in a few days. Till then enjoy this photo of me and Kelly with Porns hottest star Jesse Jane at a Cubs game July 2005.
August 19, 2005
Glam Bam Thank You Mam
I'm getting psyched that Glamour Con www.glamourcon.com is right around the corner. I have an entire posse attending with me this year as the MK Krew will make it presence known to all of the centerfolds, porn stars and other models who are already familiar with yours truly but have yet to meet the Chicago posse, minus my long lost partner in crime who is so in love he won't leave the Hoosier state. In many ways it won't be the same and there's no way I can top last years ride.
Can you say, "Ass To Ass?"
It has been confirmed that Corina Taylor the porn star who you may remember from the cover of Alex Zanders "50 FIRST FUCKS" last spring, will be coming into chicago to join me and teh gang at the event. And if you want to see more of this southern charmer, just check out her site www.corinataylor.net to buy any one of her movies. My personal fave happens to be Suze Randall's "Threes Company". I'm excited to have a Corona with Corina. Look for eXXXclusive new shots by Karlton.
groups.yahoo.com/group/corinataylormail join her yahoo group
clubcorina.com coming soon
Well I'm off to my office and then to the yacht where we will be under the skies and hopfully above water viewing the Worlds Biggest Air and Water Show. I'm looking forward to seeing my co-workers in another light. HEHEHE
August 18, 2005
Too Much Food On My Plate
It's that time of year again that things begin to get unusually busy. It's gets so overwhelming that it gets exhausting especially now that I'm back in the 40 hour plus work
Over the last 2 weeks it has been so busy Kelly and I have been eating out at places like Heaven On Seven, twice, O'Neil's about 5 times, inside the Saks building, at Foodlife in Water Tower, Holiday Club and Luna Mexicana as well as various Mexican and Asian restaurants. The odd thing of this is it has nothing to do with my love of and great skill of food preparation. And it doesn't look like things will change anytime soon.
Tomorrow I get half a day off to go out on teh lake with my co-workers on a yacht to watch teh air and water show. I guess they are all going to Greektown afterwards, YUM. Next week both Garbage and DEVO are coming to town and Sat and Sun are Glamour Con out in Rosemont. And if you read last years confession "Glamour Is A Rocky Road" you'll see that it can be quite a vivacious as well as exhausting experience.
My only solace remains in a planned camping trip to Sweet Minnihaha in WI and in Oct a trip to Sedona where I will take my mothers ashes high up into the red rocks and place her remains in the most beautiful and peaceful place I've been, at a vortex where John, Kelly and I will hold a ceremony to her passing.
It will by then have been one year since my mother passed ad in that time I've taken inventory of my life. I made some life changing decisions about how I would go on with my life and found a peace within me I never knew existed. Her sudden and unexpected journey to the other side really made me take another look at the life I've been living and how I plan to go on. And most of that has to do with choices. What can I do to avoid teh mistakes I've made before and how can I learn from them. That is why I am where I am today.
And with that said I invite you to join my growing friends list on my space at www.myspace.com/206599 FYI I do look at everyones profile before I accept or deny them as a potential friend. If I have nothing in common with you or don't already know you, I more than likely won't add you. This is not a numbers game to me. It is for networking and keeping in touch.
Yesterday a few of my friends had the following to say about me in the bulletins section of the popular site. Some of them made me laugh. The topic was , "Judgment Day": Say something about the person who posted above you.
Alex. Something happened to Alex at a very young age which destroyed his ability to act like a normal adult. Whereas some people would seek therapy for such a trauma, Alex has turned it into a career. A personal hero. - Vincent
JODE about ZAN-MAN (You weren't sixty-nine cuz I am fucko! nyah nyah!!!:P) sexual, inquisitive, adventurous, creative, caring, resourceful, an ass man LOL - JODE
Sara Josephine - if al jourgensen ever needed a day off, i'd know who to call.
August 16, 2005
It's a brand new day?????
To toss Cheeto's bags onto the clean streets of Chicago says a lot about a person character. This is something I have become obsessed with as of late.
I am happier than ever that Kelly talked me into getting a camera phone because I am filling it up with pictures of littered Cheeto's bags from all over Chicago. A much better hobby than that freak who was using his to shoot up my girlfriends skirt last month on the train or the fucker that got busted and arrested doing the same that I read about on the net yesterday morning.
I picked up my new bike after work and then Kelly and I went to buy her new ride. At the bus stop I was shocked to see what litter was laying right there in front of me. An empty box of Valtrax. Yup the drug of choice for those unfortunate enough to possess the gift that keeps on giving. Talk about a representation of character. Have some pride. Bury that box in the bottom of a trash can!!!! Shhheezzsshhh. It's bad enough the lazy bastard that dumps a Cheeto's bag on the city street instead of taking it to the corner trash can. But this?? I'm freaking bewildered.
Off to teh grind. Talk at you soon.
Sooner than later.
August 15, 2005
Lethal Combo
Saturday night was upon us and we all convened outside the Congress Theatre for the Doors (D21C), which would be the third time I’ve seen the band with the only person worthy of filing the late Jim Morrison’s boots. The Cult’s Ian Astbury.
The lethal combo factor being that it was Kelly and I, Grego, Marc Osorno and Sherrie and Brian. LETHAL! TOXIC! HAZRADOUS! Trouble or at least in our case fun comes in 3’s
The show was perfect and we somehow managed to squeeze into the roped off section which were where the $300 seats were. This was the best this line up ever sounded.
After the magic and a spiritual performance we all went to Street Side, had another round at Dorothy’s and under protest by your writer, Estelle’s. Enough was enough but when Kelly and Sherrie are concerned overkill is the method to their madness. And will not take no or I don’ want to go as an option. Basically not only had I had enough and wanted to top but also it would be a waste of money. One, which ended in a cab ride home. At a very late or early hour depending on which lock you work around.
I’ve been getting up for work at 530 AM and am exhausted by nightfall. At 40 it just keeps harder to keep up. But to quote Don Johnson’s character in “Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man”, ‘The older the bull, the stiffer the horn.' I guess that’s why I can keep up with the energy of a 25 year old lush I call my favorite girl of all time, Kelly.
Now in all it wouldn’t have been so bad if it weren’t for the fact that while we were shopping Friday evening after work, but Sherrie had interrupted my most domestic activity in recent memory and insisted we meet her and Brian for drinks. At first I was shitty. No way. I’m fucking tired. But like I said no is no option where half of the toxic twins are concerned. So I decided to negotiate and we met them and four or five other couples at Holiday Club where my favorite DJ Dave Roberts was spinning and does the best set every Friday night. The gang was all actors from Second City and we ended up, as I suspected being there till last call. I wanted only an hour but the music was too good and the crowd was a lot of fun.
So this was all on the heels of my brother securing his plane ticket and tickets for DEVO. So we got ours and I’m very excited about seeing one of my favorite bands with my lil bro.
On Thursday after work Kelly and I went over to Logan Square to see Joel and to eat at Luna Mexicana. Well if you’re like me and have hyped up the quality of the food and service of a place only to find out that after a year it has drastically gone downhill you will be greatly disappointed. I was greatly disappointed. I’ve bragged abut this place for months to Kelly especially their cerviche’. Well they fucked up everything from the order right down to not understand what we wanted to order in the first place. So I wasted more money. Which pisses me off more than anything.
But I shouldn’t complain. Everything else is pretty nice. I eat lunch with Kelly everyday downtown and I really like where I’m working.
This Friday we take ½ a day and go out on Lake Michigan on a charted yacht to watch the air and water show. I have the suspicion it’s going to be a hoot and I’ll get to know more about my co-workers than I would otherwise. They already know more about me than I had hoped. Thanks MK!
August 09, 2005
Behind - Getting Behind
OH kay okay, I know updates on this link have been a little sparse as of late. Between working my new day job and making a few other significant changes I've been pretty overwhelmed.
I should get around to keeping you all in teh loop over teh next few days. nightly antics have been put on hold till teh weekend. And now that Grego is back from 3 weeks in Europe there should be some interesting tales to tell.
Last weeks events included, the Art Of Design studio on Wed, I LOVE RICH on Thursday, Heaven on Seven on Friday and Holiday Club on Sunday. Nothing else on teh ol platter till the Doors this Friday.
I want to be ready.
And I'm getting more than a little behind kids, I know.
BUY A SHIRT GIRLS!!!
August 06, 2005
I'm Back In The Chi - Town Groove Baby!
Prepare yourselves for an onslaught of updates starting tonight. Diary Of A Damned Man updates tomorrow. More to come!!!!
