Read your story.
I got to laughing so hard I started choking and about blew out a lung. I really like your style of writing and your descriptions of people and places was dead on! It's nice to know someone else thinks the way I do. You nailed some of the personalties to a tee.
I read fear and loathing when I was a sophmore in high school and your story took me right back to that memory only your story was better and real.
Man, you gotta come to LA! It's a bigger show (there will be booths much nicer than mine), my same crew will be there (hopefully Jamie and I will be engaged by then...I would do it for her...LOL) and Mr. Hefner will be there as well. You've got to get a shot of him reading MK...Come on. There's also the "LA factor" which really needs a good infusion of twisted, midwest raunchy humor. Like, for sure dude....like everyone's going to be there. Anyone who's anyone that is....for sure.
If that doesn't sell ya, think about how many jacks and cokes old Roy can suck down on a four hour flight! You ought to rent a wheelchair and go for the free upgrade as well. That would be a nice side story for ya.
Even BETTER, why don't you buy a table for 250.00 and invite Jesse Jane to sign autographs??? Hell Yes!!!! Shit I'll be at your booth more than mine! I wouldn't give up Jamie for her but OMG is she the bomb! I bet she could sell alot of subscriptions for you. "Free autograph with each subscription" Maybe even a kiss for a lifetime subscription......Come on!!....LA needs a good sick kick in the schweatty balls.
Think about it,
Michael
Posted by Alex Zander at September 6, 2004 10:05 AM