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And you thought Warner Bros couldn't screw up the BATMAN franchise any
more...

The Ink Tank had the rumors:

Not enough A-list superhero action for you? Get this...Batman is heating up
right now, and it looks like Warner Bros. is fast-tracking the project,
trying to catch up with the current money being made off these comic-book
movies at, well, pretty much every other studio in town. With reports that a
new draft of the screenplay is due soon, the latest casting rumors have
boiled down to a single candidate:

That's right, Ashton Kutcher.

Yes, in a world gone mad, Kutcher moves from Dude, Where's My Car? to
playing the Dark Knight. But as he is basically attaching himself to every
project in Hollywood right now, when approached about Batman, he quietly
attached himself to that, too. Yes, this might change, but at present, he's
the man in the cowl.

As a responsible journalistic outlet, we have to ask: How the hell did this
happen?! Well, when now out director Brett Ratner got close to casting
Superman this year, he tested and retested Kutcher, who apparently did well.
The "known mostly as a comic actor and that's even a stretch" Kutcher seemed
to want Bats over Supes (who wouldn't?) and is now close to being announced
as the lead in the flick to be directed by Christopher Nolan.

So, does this news suck? At first glance, yeah, you bet. But remember,
Michael Keaton was considered a comic actor before Batman, and Mr. Mom
changed everybody's mind in a single weekend. This Ashton guy may be on to
something here...

Dark Horizons had more:

This rumour was backed up by a report from DH insider 'Turncoat' who
elaborates a bit more on the situation - "Christopher Nolan wants Guy
Pearce. I think that's about the extent of it. Essentially, the studio has
had another 'Ratner' situation on their hands, because the director wants
someone, and the studio wants someone else. That someone the studio wants is
Ashton Kutcher. Thankfully, it's not as big a deal as the whole Superman
thing [which has been madness], because in this place everyone gets along -
and from what I hear Kutcher is the new Batman. Done deal".

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How the hell did this happen?! Ashton Kutcher as BATMAN?
	And you thought Warner Bros couldn't screw up the BATMAN franchise any more... The Ink Tank had the rumors: Not enough A-list superhero action for you? Get this...Batman is heating up right now, and it looks like Warner Bros. is fast-tracking the project, trying to catch up with the current money being made off these comic-book movies at, well, pretty much every other studio in town. With reports that a new draft of the screenplay is due soon, the latest casting rumors have boiled down to a single candidate: That's right, Ashton Kutcher. Yes, in a world gone mad, Kutcher moves from Dude, Where's My Car? to playing the Dark Knight. But as he is basically attaching himself to every project in Hollywood right now, when approached about Batman, he quietly attached himself to that, too. Yes, this might change, but at present, he's the man in the cowl. As a responsible journalistic outlet, we have to ask: How the hell did this happen?! Well, when now out director Brett Ratner got close to casting Superman this year, he tested and retested Kutcher, who apparently did well. The "known mostly as a comic actor and that's even a stretch" Kutcher seemed to want Bats over Supes (who wouldn't?) and is now close to being announced as the lead in the flick to be directed by Christopher Nolan. So, does this news suck? At first glance, yeah, you bet. But remember, Michael Keaton was considered a comic actor before Batman, and Mr. Mom changed everybody's mind in a single weekend. This Ashton guy may be on to something here... Dark Horizons had more: This rumour was backed up by a report from DH insider 'Turncoat' who elaborates a bit more on the situation - "Christopher Nolan wants Guy Pearce. I think that's about the extent of it. Essentially, the studio has had another 'Ratner' situation on their hands, because the director wants someone, and the studio wants someone else. That someone the studio wants is Ashton Kutcher. Thankfully, it's not as big a deal as the whole Superman thing [which has been madness], because in this place everyone gets along - and from what I hear Kutcher is the new Batman. Done deal".

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