from www.lukeford.com
Just when you thought television couldn't get any worse, the people who brought us The Surreal Life have gone and started shooting a new season of the nutrition-deprived reality show. Pure garbage.
But this time around, instead of the tortured sight of dummies Vince Neil, Corey Feldman and Webster, we're stuck with Tammy Fay Baker, Ponch from Chips, Vanilla Ice, some whore from the Real World, some whore from Baywatch and the crowned rotund hound of mound pound, Ron Jeremy.
Jesus Christ.
They'll all share a house in Hollywood. Each week a special guest will move in. Each week Ronnie will make his housemates green about the gills.
The caterer has his work cut out for him, that much is true.
God help us all.
Next season, catch an all new cast, including Scott Peterson, Fred Durst, Janet Reno and that loser from the Dell commercials.
Posted by MK Magazine at October 23, 2003 09:00 PM