Well the fight was on time but it took over an hour to get to our hotel. The Paste Eater Convention (Computer and Electronics) is also the same time as this smut fest. And it is packed. Grego and I could sense the aroma of silicone and collagen before we even got out of the cab. We got out press badges and they took our photos. We went in through the private press entrance after they scanned our passes to properly identify us.
After that it was a sea of smut. There are porn starlets as far as we could see, and the lines to meet them were ridiculous. Grego got on the camera immediately and I started pressing palm, putting names with faces, handing out and collecting business cards as fast as I could.
Now for the record I have to let you know that these girls are all tiny. Not one that we’ve seen is over 5 ft so far. And nobody can weigh even 100 lbs. wet. Gauge is beyond petite and Aurora Snow actually looks completely different clothed.
Its funny how many faces and asses and breasts we recognize and the starts of adult cinema float around us like they are invisible.
I’ve met many publicists so far and they all seemed to await meeting me. They are the nicest people in entertainment I’ve ever met. Though a few of them are running really late today, partially due to opening night. I guess last nights parties we something to behold. There are a lot of squinty eyes and tired faces.
We got out VIP pass for Jill Kelly’s party. It was funny cause a lot of other guys from the press were trying to scam them, and Scott from JKP gave me a pass for Grego and I and that was it. We walked away cooly.
We’re looking for Matt from Real Dolls, he’s late as well. Felt the specimen and it was much too firm and creepy cold. That’s all I can say about that. Grego got a photo of me putting my finger in its bunghole. They are no Stepford Wife and we both took a pass on the loaner they offered us to try out this evening.
Everyone in the biz loves MK. I feel right at home here. Plus a sea of blatantly promiscuous adult stars dozen't hurt.
Well it’s packed and the lines run through the Sands. Luckily we don’t have to wait in them.
From the press room at 3PM Pacific Time. We’ll write more later. Prepare for a crazy update tomorrow.
AZ
Posted by MK Magazine at January 9, 2004 09:11 PM