March 10, 2004

Gene $immons On Dennis Miller CNBC Tonight

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Gene Simmons will appear as a guest on the DENNIS MILLER program on CNBC this evening at 8PM Central Time.

Among other things Simmons is expected to brag about are his:

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Solo Album titled ASSHOLE

The number of groupies he has had sex with

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His books and audio tapes

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Marketing of KISS Products sporting his image.

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The success of last years tour with Aerosmith and pending tour with Poison.

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Marriage and why not to become married

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Gene is not expected to divulge that he never had his penis cast by Chicago's Cynthia Plaster Caster which he recorded a song about on 1977's Love Gun album and subquesent Unplugged CD in 1995.

Posted by MK Magazine at March 10, 2004 10:44 AM