August 17, 2004

Jenna On Stern This Morning

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From www.AdultFyi.com
story by Gene Ross

New York. Jeezus. Everyone's got a rape story and Jenna Jameson, flashing stones on her fingers worth a $100,000 and more, was on Howard Stern today telling hers when she lived in Montana. Jameson was on the show promoting her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star [Reagan Books], not so much how to get manhandled like one, however.

Stern complimented jameson for "holding up" and still being the best-looking porn star on the planet. "The Babe Ruth of porn is here." Stern said he had been waxing poetic anout her film, The Masseuse. Stern is ranking that right up there with The Godfather. "You're a good actress in it. It's a porno but you're good." Stern said there was just enough story to it and has been watching it on www.vividvideo.com. Jameson said the movie was shot six months ago. "I got to the point where I wanted to make a movie that is different than anything else that's been done," she said. [Barring the fact that Vivid had at least three sequels in the Nineties to the same titled movie].

Jameson credited Paul Thomas. "I guess he starred off Broadway, Jesus Christ Superstar so he's a really goo actor." Stern said what he liked about Jameson's character is that she plays a masseuse who's reluctant to use her hand. "Somebody told me the weird dude in it is your husband [Jay Grdina]." Jameson agreed about the weirdness but said he was acting. Stern [apparently not recognizing Grdina whom he rattled and insulted on air a couple of years ago] asked if they were still married. Jameson said they've been married a year.

"In porno years that's seven," Stern quipped. Jameson said Grdina plays a Rainman-type character in the film. "he's a stalker." Stern said he plays a creepy guy who comes to Jenna for a massage. "And Jenna agrees to use her hand on him- first she shaves him." Jameson said that part was weird. Stern said the whole bit was erotic for him because Jameson is playing the part of a woman who's resisting. Jameson said they tried really hard with the movie and Stern admitted that he'd watch it with his girlfriend. "That's what we were aiming at," said Jameson. According to Stern his girlfriend Beth thinks that porn is gross including the guys. "I think she could tolerate this."

Stern brought up the bondage scenario and the fact that Jameson goes into the bathroom with Savanna Samson to do a B&D scene. Jameson explained that Samson plays her wife in the movie. Stern said he didn't get to that part yet but notes that Samson is tied up while Jameson is doing stuff to her. "Savanna's tied up- she almost looks like sausage in a tight package- they're squeezing her." Jameson said it took a long time to tie Samson up like that. "She was really uncomfortable because she couldn't move." Jameson claims they broke boundaries with that movie.

"You're usually not allowed to have sex with someone who's tied up." Stern said he's heard that if someone is tied up, there can't be penetration. Jameson said the whole thing was given a green light by company lawyers. "Everything was fine. They gave us the go-ahead." Stern said he was so engrossed by the movie that he didn't pleasure himself to it. Artie Lange also pointed out that there's a billboard on Times Square advertising the movie. "It's like a mainstream film. Jenna is ten feet high."

Stern said when he went to the Vivid website and read the description of the film, he wanted to see that. Stern said the masseuse fantasy gets him going that for once he'd like to get a happy ending from one. "Just give me that one goddamn time in my life." Stern said he once had the opportunity while on vacation but "pussied" out."The masseuse says to me- I get in the room- she darkens the room- she says lay down on the table naked. Just like that." Stern said he was so nervous he couldn't get excited because his penis in its natural state looks like a belly button. Artie suggested that he could have taken the attention away from his penis by taking a shit on the massage table. "It's all misdirection."

Getting back to Jameson's book, Stern said he's mentioned in it. Reading from the book, Stern relates how Jameson, her first time, tried for six months to get on the Stern Show, but that she was not a big fan. Jameson also writes in her book that she was scared shitless of Stern by his reputation for shredding people on the air. According to Jameson, when she finally got booked, she "researched" what she would say to him. Stern asked what she meant by researching. Jameson explained that she went over her "power speeches".

"It's all about woman power," Jameson explained. "Not letting anyone take advantage of you. It didn't really work out." Stern figured Jameson was just coming on air to be sexy and sell tapes. Jameson said it was more of her idea to impress Stern than anything else.

Making note of her jewelry, Stern asked Jameson where she got it. Jameson said her husband gave it to her. "Where's he getting that kind of scratch?" Stern wondered, suspecting that Grdina was spending Jameson's money. Jameson said he does well in his own right. Artie's suspicion was that Grdina runs a coke cartel. Stern believed that was a possibility. Robin suspected it was a phone sex ring. Jameson explained that Grdina was in the phone business.

Though Jameson stated her rings were insured, Stern took it to be a gaudy display of wealth that she was showing off. One of the rings was 13 carats. Jameson's wedding ring is 9 1/2 carats. Given the extent of her jewelry, Stern was more inclined to give Jameson's marriage at least three years. "I didn't realize the amount of bling that was involved."

Again reading from her book, Stern went over a passage in which Jameson said that her first interview with Stern triggered an earlier incident that she had blocked out of her mind. Jameson said she didn't want to talk about it. During her sophomore year in high school, Jameson was apparently gang raped by a group of football players after they knocked her out with a rock in a field in Montana. "They beat you over the head with a rock?" Stern asked incredulously. Stern asked Jameson if she brought them up on charges. She said no. According to Jameson, they weren't friends. "They went to a different school than I did." Answering the question, Jameson said she was the hot chick in high school. "In Montana, of course, I was going to be hot," she stated.

Stern wondered if the attitude of the players was that Jameson was a stuck up bitch and they were going to teach her a lesson. Jameson didn't know if that was the case or not. "I asked for a ride home from the football game and it happened. They just started going down a dirt road. That's not the way to my house. It happened." According to Jameson, she was knocked out cold. "It was horrible. It was really bad." Jameson said they then left her there.

"I woke up- it was a dirt road and I walked home. It was 2 1/2 miles home." Stern asked her why she protected her rapists by not telling on them. Jameson said she didn't want her father, a cop, to kill them. Stern said he's heard that rationale from 50 different women who've had similar experiences. Jameson said, if left to his devices, her father would have gone after them and killed them. Jameson said, from writing her book, she's been able to come to terms with the incident.

Posted by MK Magazine at August 17, 2004 03:18 PM