March 24, 2005
John Wayne Gay Porn Star???
- Alex Zander (for Forgetfull Fingercuffs)
Welcome Pilgrims. Listen here to my tale about the Duke that could’ve been a Diva. This is my theory of John Wayne an American Icon.
I can remember back when I was a kid and my dad taking us to the drive in. I felt like we HAD to watch every John Wayne movie ever made, in the 70’s at least. But something about his image just never seemed right to me about this big, tough, and macho man who had a passion for rawhide and leather. For JW wearing leather chaps and handkerchiefs around his neck wasn’t uncommon. But as a young pre-teen and even into and through my adolescence I didn’t see any significance. This wasn’t until early last year when I was browsing through my video guides did I notice John Wayne movie titles that seemed a little, we; should I say homosexual. (Not that there’s anything wrong with it.) When I looked further into his film titles I found there were 66 titles that could very well make good titles for Gay Porno films.
Maybe it just a hunch, or just a funny thought, or maybe he was a closet duke. Use your own judgment by viewing the selected titles listed here and decide for yourself.
TEXAS CYCLONE (1932)
TWO-FISTED LAW (1932)
MAKER OF MEN (1931)
MEN ARE LIKE THAT (1931)
BIG TRAIL, THE (1930)
CHEER UP AND SMILE (1930)
MEN WITHOUT WOMEN (1930)
ROUGH ROMANCE (1930)
WORDS AND MUSIC (1929)
MAN FROM UTAH, THE (1934)
RANDY RIDES ALONE (1934)
STAR PACKER, THE (1934)
TRAIL BEYOND, THE (1934)
WEST OF THE DIVIDE (1934)
BABY FACE (1933)
COLLEGE COACH (1933)
HIS PRIVATE SECRETARY (1933)
RIDERS OF DESTINY (1933)
BIG STAMPEDE, THE (1932)
RIDE HIM, COWBOY (1932)
CONFLICT (1937)
I COVER THE WAR (1937)
LAWLESS NINETIES, THE (1936)
LONELY TRAIL, THE (1936)
OREGON TRAIL, THE (1936)
SEA SPOILERS, THE (1936)
WESTWARD HO (1936)
DAWN RIDER (1935)
DESERT TRAIL (1935)
LAWLESS FRONTIER, THE (1935)
LAWLESS RANGE (1935)
PARADISE CANYON (1935)
RAINBOW VALLEY (1935)
TEXAS TERROR (1935)
BLUE STEEL (1934)
LUCKY TEXAN, THE (1934)
MAN BETRAYED, A (1941)
DARK COMMAND (1940)
THREE FACES WEST (1940)
ALLEGHENY UPRISING (1939)
THREE TEXAS STEERS (1939)
PALS OF THE SADDLE (1938)
ADVENTURE'S END (1937)
BORN TO THE WEST (1937)
CALIFORNIA STRAIGHT AHEAD (1937)
WITHOUT RESERVATIONS (1946)
FLAME OF THE BARBARY COAST (1945)
TALL IN THE SADDLE (1944)
LADY TAKES A CHANCE, A (1943)
REAP THE WILD WIND (1942)
REUNION IN FRANCE (1942)
LADY FOR A NIGHT (1941)
BLOOD ALLEY (1955)
BIG JIM MCLAIN (1952)
QUIET MAN, THE (1952)
FLYING LEATHERNECKS (1951)
OPERATION PACIFIC (1951)
LONGEST DAY, THE (1962)
I MARRIED A WOMAN (1958)
COWBOYS, THE (1977)
BIG JAKE (1971)
CHISUM (1970)
HELLFIGHTERS (1968)
CAST A GIANT SHADOW (1966)
GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD, THE (1965)
IN HARM'S WAY (1965)