October 26, 2005
Will Paris Still Deny Ever "MEATING" Sizemore
SOURCE: www.hardcoregossip.com
With the release of his new sex tape, and his subsequent parole from rehab, Tom "Scagnetti" Sizemore has begun a tireless promotional whirlwind to push sales of the lurid viewing material that centers around having Vivid put out "word on da streetz" that he was once in flagrante delicto with none other than Paris Hilton, the twat de jour to the stars. The press release for the sex tape boasts that Sizemore hits skins with up to four smoking hot fuck dolls at a time, and largely insinuates that his stamina defiantly questions the manhood and virility of lesser known "self-proclaimed" sex gods like Sting and Gene Simmons.
In response to these allegations, Paris Hilton quickly took the cock out of her mouth, hung up her cell phone, and denied having ever met Sizemore, suggesting that he was simply using her name like other men use her vagina, to get attention.
Vivid has since sent shock waves through the mainstream industry with pictures of Paris Hilton with porn's newest celebrity male porn star, getting chummy pre-coitus. At the time of this preposterous posting, no reply had been issued from the Hilton's revising her previous statement, and there is no reason to believe there ever will be.
You see people, pictures speak louder than words, because the proof is in the pudding, and really, no one cares at this point who Paris is or isn't fucking because they are too busy being shocked that Jennifer Aniston kissed Vince Vaughn in an airport. With one well timed press release showing them cavorting like sex crazed bunnies Vivid effectively put the proverbial 'kibosh' on Miss Hilton's attempts to impugn the character of a man who once dated the greatest Madam of our generation, Heidi Fleiss, before giving her the most ruthless beating of her life.
Posted by MK Magazine at October 26, 2005 10:43 PM