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Tater Salad All Year Long

Ron White will be hitting the road with his signature whiskey, cigar and stool until late December, with dates throughout the South, Midwest and West Coast.

White's tenacity is nothing new. The comedian has been performing around the country almost non-stop for the last few years, as a headliner and on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with friends Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy and Bill Engvall.

This fall's dates are mostly in large theatres and arenas, with some casinos on the books for December.

Sat 09/03/05 Loveland, CO Budweiser Events Center

Fri 09/16/05 Dallas, TX Majestic Theatre

Sat 09/17/05 Dallas, TX Majestic Theatre

Thu 09/22/05 Hollywood, FL Seminole Hard Rock Live

Fri 09/23/05 Panama City, FL Marina Civic Center

Sat 09/24/05 Fort Myers, FL Barbara B. Mann Hall

Thu 09/29/05 Muncie, IN Emens Auditorium

Fri 09/30/05 De Kalb, IL No. Illinois University

Sat 10/01/05 Milwaukee, WI Milwaukee Theatre

Wed 10/05/05 Clearwater, FL Ruth Eckerd Hall

Thu 10/06/05 Lakeland, FL Youkey Theatre

Fri 10/07/05 Lakeland, FL Youkey Theatre

Sat 10/08/05 Clearwater, FL Ruth Eckerd Hall

Wed 10/12/05 Waukegan, IL Genesee Theatre

Thu 10/13/05 Waukegan, IL Genesee Theatre

Fri 10/14/05 Rochester, MN Taylor Arena

Sat 10/15/05 Battle Creek, MI Kellogg Arena

Thu 10/27/05 Kearney, NE Tri-City Arena

Fri 10/28/05 Omaha, NE Orpheum Theatre

Sat 10/29/05 Merrillville, IN Star Plaza Theatre

Thu 11/03/05 Macon, GA Macon City Auditorium

Fri 11/04/05 Jackson, MS Mississippi Coliseum

Fri 12/02/05 Long Beach, CA Terrace Theater @ Long Beach P.A.C.

Sat 12/03/05 Reno, NV Reno Events Center

Fri 12/09/05 Las Vegas, NV Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino

Sat 12/10/05 Grand Ronde, OR Spirit Mountain Casino

Wed 12/28/05 Mount Pleasant, MI Soaring Eagle Casino

Last-Ditch Rally Aims to Save CBGB's

SOURCE: Associated Press

NEW YORK - The lease at CBGB's, the Bowery's venerable punk club, expires at midnight Wednesday. With the clock running down on the musical landmark, there's only one thing certain about its future: supporters of the club won't surrender without a fight.

A Washington Square Park rally, hosted by Little Steven Van Zandt, aims to put public pressure on CBGB's landlord, the Bowery Residents' Committee, to sign a new deal. But the two sides haven't spoken in weeks, and no last-minute talks were scheduled before or after the rally.

Blondie and other bands will perform in the park, along with politicians and other CBGB supporters.

"CBGB's is a great New York institution," the mayor said. "It's more than, you know, another club. ... If they owner of the building they are in cannot be convinced to come to an agreement with them, then we'll help them do something else."

MINISTRY "Rantology" Only 27 Days Away

Coming Sept. 27 via Sanctuary, "Rantology" sports the new song "The Great Satan," which will appear on a new Ministry studio album next April. A snippet of the cut can be sampled on the group's official Web site www.ministrymusic.org

In addition, the first 1,000 copies of "Rantology" ordered from the site will be autographed by the band.

Music Box Theatre & Movieside Film Festival Presents: The Music Box Massacre! 24 hours of horror, shocks, and surprises!!

Rusty Nails
(photo: Chuck Przybyl)

Horror movie fans and lovers off all things ghoulish won't want to miss this
24-hour scare fest! From noon Saturday through noon Sunday the Music Box
Theatre, in association with the Movieside Film Festival, will present
TWELVE new and classic horror films and much, much more! Films to be shown
on the big screen include George Romero's THE CRAZIES, CREATURE FROM THE
BLACK LAGOON in 3-D, and David Cronenberg's SCANNERS. Plus the US
theatrical premiere of the most shocking film of all time: AFTERMATH, a film
so disturbing it has been banned in over 20 countries. You also be among the
first to see the new J-horror film PULSE which opens commercially
nation-wide this November. There will also be a program of short thrillers
directed by local filmmakers, including a new film by Rusty Nails. But wait,
that's not all! Audience members will also enjoy a gothic burlesque show,
live music, vintage movie trailers and an appearance by director Gary
Sherman (DEAD AND BURIED) who will present his film DEATH LINE.

Advance tickets are available through http://www.ticketweb.com
Advance tickets - $20; Day-of-event at theater: $24

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 16
12:15am . AFTERMATH the US theatrical premiere of the most shocking film
ever!
1:00am . David Cronenberg's mind-altering SCANNERS
3:05am . THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD "Do ya wanna party?"
4:55am . DEMONS written by Dario Argento & directed by Lamberto Bava!
6:45am . TWO THOUSAND MANIACS Madmen Crazed For Carnage!
8:30am . THE HOWLING Imagine your worst fear a reality!
10:15am . NEAR DARK Best Vampire Flick Ever!

MASTER OF THE PUPPET HORROR FILM SLAYS FANS ON THE ROAD THIS FALL

Charles Band Shares His Vision In October

Los Angeles, CA – Cult horror film director Charles Band is set to take his macabre cast of characters on the road this October with the Full Moon Features Road Show. An unprecedented national tour giving fans the opportunity to meet the mighty gruesome guru in-person and discuss his work.

This is an amazing opportunity for horror film enthusiasts to meet the creator and discuss his characters from the world of Full Moon Features. Each evening will feature Charles Band and a special guest from past films, a montage of memorable moments, Q&A, signing session, memorabilia auction, and a chance to win ‘your own dead body’ with a role in an upcoming Full Moon feature. This promises to be a night fans will not soon forget!

October 31 Philadelphia Keswick Theatre

“Flashback HorrorFest” September 24, 2005

Anchor Bay Entertainment and Nova Cinemas presents

By Night, a Dusk till Dawn showing of great Horror features! Yes, that’s right, an all night Horror Movie Marathon! Party till dawn!

Join us at the Nova Cinema’s Hi-Lite 30 Drive-In for a Horror Fest at a REAL Drive-In. Drive your car in for a full day and night event. The first Horror feature will begin at dusk on Saturday evening. At least FIVE features will be shown before the sun rises Sunday morning.

Celebrity guests, films, and events are subject to change. No Refunds in case of Rain or Bad weather

Mofo and Girls to Guest on Power 106

BELLFLOWER, Calif. - Mofo along with Mofo Wear girls Flower Tucci and Alana Evans, as well as their “Partner in Sin” Missy Monroe, will be featured guests on Power 106 FM’s “Tha’ Goodfellas” show Friday from 4-5 p.m. to promote the upcoming Mofo Wear Fashion Show.

A first-time event, the fashion show is going to be held Wednesday, Sept. 14 at an as-yet-undisclosed Hollywood club.

“I’m very excited about being on ‘Tha’ Goodfellas’ show,” Mofo enthused. “They have a great show with a huge rush-hour traffic audience that is immensely popular right now and they love porn and hot-ass porn mamas. So we are perfect for their show.”

Porn stars interested in modeling at the Mofo Wear Fashion Show should email mofo@mofowear.net or call 562.214.4560. Any clothing a girl models will be given to her to keep.

CORINA TAYLOR TO VISIT CHICAGO GLAMOUR-CON THIS WEEKEND

AZ to have a Corona with Corina

See more of Corina at www.corinataylor.net and www.groups.yahoo.com/group/corinataylormail The site www.clubcorina.com is coming soon

TYPE O NEGATIVE To Release New Album In Early 2006

TYPE O NEGATIVE drummer Johnny Kelly has posted the following message on the band's official web site:

"Here's what's going on. Peter [Steele] and Josh [Silver] are currently completing their tracks for the 'Roadrunner All Stars' CD. Hopefully they will be done this week. After that, we go back into rehearsals to work on new songs for the next CD. We're shooting to have the new cd released in early 2006. There will be no tours or shows of any kind until the CD is completed and close to the release date. Other than that, I went to the movies the other night. I've been waiting for my car to get out of the shop for over a month. I washed my truck the other day. I still need to take a shower today. My 26" kick drum finally arrived for my Pearl Masterworks green sparkle kit last week but the color was wrong so I had to send it back and they're making me a new one. My LED ZEPPELIN cover band is playing in Brooklyn this weekend. Peter being dead was a hoax and there is no Easter Bunny. Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture..."

As previously reported, TYPE O NEGATIVE frontman Peter Steele will be joining the cast of the new vampire movie, "Tao of M", this month. Steele will be taking on the role of Viktor Baine, the vampire who sires Midael, another vampire who terrorizes New Orleans, played by Steve Blaze (LILLIAN AXE, NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE). Eric Morris also stars, and members of TWISTED SISTER are slated to portray a group of "false priests" who get on Midael's bad side, according to Fangoria. James L. Bills is directing the hi-def production, produced by Milena Rimassa-Merrill and featuring makeup FX by Matt Green, director of "Vicious".

Rimassa-Merrill, President/CEO of Isis Films, took the pre-production trailer for the film, as well as some promotional material, to the the Cannes Film Festival 2005, where it was reportedly well received.

PIMP'S AND HO'S BALL TIX ON SALE FRIDAY!!!

From last year Seymore Butts Publicist Carley with AZ and Gauge in wig

(AZ and Grego to attend as "The Pimps of Darkness")

Saturday October 29th is the date and I've included some of my favorite Pictures from the Past few Years, just so those of you who've never had the chance to attend, get an idea of just how much fun this is! You only get once chance a year in this City, to go to a Party of this Magnitude!

Wicked Adult Superstar Stormy, one of the hosts of Pimp and Ho Halloween this year! (As well as Brianna, Shane, Nina
Hartley confirmed and dozens of other Porn Stars and
Porn community people, flying in.)

I'm very pleased to announce that my favorite Band, "Too White Crew", will be playing the Pimp and Ho Halloween Party, for the 3rd Year in a row!!

GENE $IMMON$ To Celebrate Birthday In Las Vega$

KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons has posted the following message on his official web site:

"If you can sneak in and get by our VIP guest list, come up and say hi."

Craven Moorehead's Sad Tale Dbout Velvet Revolver Drummer Matt Sorum

Too cheap to grab a taxi, Matt Sorum stands on Sunset hoping someone will recognize him and give him a lift home.

This hilarious babble courtesy of our friends over at www.lukeford.com

(Scott) Fayner Posts: Matt Sorum, if you don't remember, is the louse who once managed my old band, then following our demise admittedly stole the only song I've ever written, modified it a bit and used it to win a Grammy this year with his band Velvet Revolver. Obviously I harbor some ill-will towards him, and with that relish every chance to share tales which belittle his ego.

Craven tells me he was recently at the new Rock Bar or whatever they call it which is co-owned by Dave Navarro, Sorum and some others, that was also attended by Menopausal rocker Matt Sorum.

When the night ended, Matt was given a tab for the drinks consumed at his table full of people knocking back expensive booze for several hours. Craven says Matt was suddenly screaming and bitching to the waitress about his highly discounted bill which totaled around $500. Reaping millions as a hired gun for the Cult and Guns N Roses, and now with Velvet Revolver, Matt apparently felt he deserved to be treated better with a lower tab 'cause he is a rock star.

That's right. No tip. As if the waitress was at fault, right?

Spin Mag Lists Rock's 'Incredible' Body Parts

SPIN missed Nikka Costa's Bum "Even J-Lo has to shout!"

NEW YORK - Spin magazine has built a veritable rock star Frankenstein, composed of Michael Stipe's skull, Elvis Presley's pelvis and Madonna's bellybutton.

Spin charts the 25 "most incredible" rock star body parts in its September issue, now on newsstands. Madonna's navel tops the list.

Apparently the experts at Spin aren't aware of Peter Steele.

Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching

ASHGABAT, Turkmenistan - He has outlawed opera and ballet and railed against long hair and gold teeth, but now Turkmen President Saparmurat Niyazov is determined to wipe out another perceived scourge: lip synching.

Niyazov has ordered a ban on lip synching performances across the tightly controlled Central Asian nation, citing "a negative effect on the development of singing and musical art," the president's office said Tuesday.

"Unfortunately, one can see on television old voiceless singers lip-synching their old songs," Niyazov told a Cabinet meeting in comments broadcast on state TV on Tuesday. "Don't kill talents by using lip synching... Create our new culture."

In 2001, Niyazov banned opera and ballet as not corresponding with the national mentality. Last year, he called for young people not to get gold tooth caps and urged authorities to crack down on young men wearing beards or long hair.

Scarlett Johansson Ducks Paparazzi / Clips Car

LOS ANGELES - Scarlett Johansson was involved in an accident last week trying to duck photographers who had tracked her to a Disneyland parking lot, her publicist said.

The actress wasn't hurt in Thursday's accident in Anaheim, according to Marcel Pariseau. Police said they were aware of what happened but did not have details.

The incident is the latest involving actors trying to escape the paparazzi. In May, a celebrity photographer was arrested on suspicion of hitting actress Lindsay Lohan's car near a shopping mall. Prosecutors announced earlier this month that paparazzi who allegedly chased actress Reese Witherspoon from her gym to her home won't face criminal charges.

"She's frustrated," he said. "She can't deal with it anymore."

Meet ViXXXen Alex DeMonacco At Glamour Con

Alex will have a booth w/MK's main camera man Karlton.

Glamourcon 36 Chicago
August 27 & 28, 2005 at the Crowne Plaza O'Hare
THE SHOW IS THIS SATURDAY & SUNDAY
Check Out The GC36 Information Page www.glamourcon.com
Over 30 Playmates, more than 40 glamour & pinup stars, plenty of artists, a bunch of photographers and a ton of collectible & publication vendors are scheduled for this new, larger Chicago venue!

You don't want to miss this!!! And it's less than 5 days away.

NEW MINISTRY album available for Pre-Sale

Sanctuary Records releases RaNtologY September 27, 2005, celebrating Ministry's 25 Years of Service. The 15-track release features redux, remixes and alt mixes by Al Jourgensen and the previously unreleased "The Great Satan," heralding the forthcoming 2006 Ministry release Rio Grande Blood.

*First 1000 copies are autographed by Al Jourgensen
*Acces to exclusive behind-the-scenes video clips from 2004 Evil Doer Tour.
*A chance to win a piece of the Evil Doer Tour bone sculpture set design, autographed.
*Free old skool Ministry stickers while supplies last.

Rantology's tracklisting:

* No W Redux -Jourgensen has written an aria as the new introduction, featuring opera singer Martha Cooper.
* NWO Update Mix- features an audio sample call and response between George Bush and George W. Bush.
* Stigmata Update Mix- includes all new vocals and newly remixed guitars.
* Jesus Built My Hotrod Update Mix- Butthole Surfers front man Gibby Haynes delivers an entirely new introduction.
* Bad Blood- Jourgensen adds a lush choral element throughout the song, additional guitars and incorporates outtakes from the original recording sessions.
* Unsung- An interpretation of the events of 9/11, this version includes a bagpipe throughout the song.

ABOUT GLAMOUR CON

This weekend in Chicago GLAMOURCON 36 2005
August 27 & 28, 2005 at Crowne Plaza Hotel O'Hare

Glamourcon is an event which has been held more than 30 times across the US. It is a celebration and marketplace of the glamour arts. The event is celebrity driven and features dozens of Playboy Playmates from 5 decades as well as many other past and present glamour and pin up models. Our vendors sell autographs, trading cards, catalogs, magazines, books, photos, original pin up art, videos and much more. There are vendors demonstrating their Internet sites, offering glamour photography workshops and providing helpful seminars in a number of glamour related topics.

Glamourcon presents a rare opportunity to meet your favorite vintage and contemporary pin up star and get her autograph. Check out the selection of pin up art and photography and browse our vendors' selection of glamour collectibles. Bring your still camera and take your own pin up pictures with your favorite celebrities. You will certainly have a very memorable time.

Things You Can Do At Glamourcon
Meet your favorite model or pinup star whether they are a Playboy Playmate, Penthouse Pet, famous magazine model or classic pinup.*

Then you can meet even more of your favorite models, pinups, internet celebs or adult entertainment stars.*

Photograph your favorite models right at the show!*

Get the next prefect autograph for your collection or the signature of your favorite starlet*

Make connections, pose with your favorite and even show off your portfolio!*

Meet the top glamour& pinup artists and browse through their incredible work*

Find your missing collectible. With antiques, sculptures, books, videos, magazines, CD's DVD's, posters, orginal art, cards, cloths, fetish, makeup, shoes, stuffed animals .... you'll defintely find stuff you want*

And then, after hours, there are the fashion shows, art gallery receptions, photography workshops, small get togethers and of course, the parties wher eyou can dance the night away

Slash, Duff Sue Axl Over Guns N' Roses Publishing Royalties

SOURCE: MTV

Slash and Duff McKagan filed a federal lawsuit in Los Angeles on Wednesday against Axl Rose, accusing the GN'R frontman of changing the publisher of the group's copyrighted songs without their consent and pocketing the royalties.

The lawsuit follows Rose's multimillion-dollar publishing deal with Sanctuary earlier this year, in which he sold the publishing rights to the GN'R back catalog. "Suffering an apparent attack of arrogance and ego ... Rose recently decided that he is no longer willing to acknowledge the contributions of his former partners and bandmates in having created some of rock's greatest hits," the lawsuit reads.

— Jennifer Vineyard

PIMP'S AND HO'S BALL DETAILS UNRAVEL

Brianna to join the ball

Saturday, October 29, 2005
Transit Night Club
1431 W. Lake St.
Chicago, IL
9PM - 6 AM

SPECIAL VIP PRICE Includes an hour and a half of FREE COCKTAILS!
Couples and Single Men $50
Single Ladies $20

'Land of the Dead' Specs and Cover Art

SOURCE: Bloody Disgusting

Universal Home Video has been dropping little bits of info on their DVD release of George Romero's Land of the Dead and today they've finally made an official announcement and displayed the cover art. You can find all the details inside. In Land, the zombies having taken over the world and those left alive are confined to a walled-in city that keeps out the corpse corps. Anarchy rules the streets, with the wealthy insulated and living in fortified skyscrapers. Drama revolves around a group of scavengers who must thwart an attempt to overthrow the city while the dead are evolving from brainless slow-moving creatures into more advanced creatures.

Universal has announced rated and unrated editions of George A. Romero's Land of the Dead which stars the likes of Simon Baker, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper and Asia Argento. Both discs will be available to own from the 18th October this year, and should retail at around $29.99 a piece. The rated edition (runtime 1 hour 33 minutes) will be available in full frame only, whereas the unrated edition (1 hour 37 minutes) will be presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen. Each will carry English Dolby Digital 5.1 and DTS 5.1 Surround tracks. Extras wise, both discs will carry an audio commentary with George Romero, producer Peter Grumwald and editor Michael Doherty, an Undead Again: The Making of Land of the Dead featurette, A Day with the Living Dead featurette, deleted scenes and a When Shaun met George featurette. The unrated disc will include all of that, along with a Bringing the Dead to Life featurette, a Scenes of Carnage feature, a feature on the Zombie Effects from Green Screen to Finished Scene, a Bringing the Storyboards to Life feature, and Scream Tests: Zombie Casting Call. I'm afraid Universal hasn't released the rated artwork yet, but some early unrated artwork can be found below:

Tom Sizemore / Heidi Fleiss X Rated Home Video

SOURCE: NY Daily News

Last week, xPays, the same company that let Web surfers hear the moans of Paris Hilton, started peddling footage of the "Black Hawk Down" star getting down with several women. Sizemore's manager, Jason Tucker, says he isn't sure how the tapes came to be sold, but he believes his client "has a legal right to some of the proceeds."

"He's not embarrassed by [the tape]," Tucker tells us. "Tom said, 'It's the maraschino cherry on the banana split that's been my life.'"

As for rumors that one Sizemore sex tape features Elizabeth Hurley, its reported the actress is not on the currently available tape, but adds that two more Sizemore tapes are said to "feature the actor with different female celebrities."

'Re-Animator' Goes Sequel Crazy?!

SOURCE: Bloody Disgusting

Although it was already known that Jefferey Combs would be returning in House of Re-Animator, the fourth Re-Animator, if it happened- but how about a 5th and 6th film?! Max writes in from the Horrorfind Weekend convention that took place this past Saturday in Glen Burnie, Maryland, "While meeting Jeffrey Combs I asked him about a Re-Animator 4, he stated he is preparing to sign on to not only 4, but 5 and 6 as well. No word if they will be theatrical releases yet, but he definately said he is signing on." How's that for goods?! House is a political satire that should certain people be back in office, then I would do it. I hope I do not have to go ahead with it, but if I do, it would be about V.P. Cheney passing from a heart attack and since he basically runs everything, Dr. West is called in to bring him back.

ANTHRAX "Anthrology: No Hit Wonders (1985 – 1991)"

ONE BAND, FOUR NEW COLLECTIONS, 20 YEARS OF MAD THRASHING METAL!

A LIVE DVD--ALL UNLEASHED SEPTEMBER 20

Pioneering metal band Anthrax, one of the genre’s most innovative and respected groups, is back with a vengeance. Commemorating its 20th anniversary by touring with its original lineup for the first time in 13 years, Anthrax is exclusively playing its classics from 1985 to 1991, both on the Gigantour in early September (western Canada and the U.S. Pacific Northwest) and with Judas Priest from September 24 through October 18 (across Canada as well as the East and Midwest of the U.S.) with additional Judas Priest and Anthrax headline dates to be added.

In addition, just prior to the release of these four landmark collections, Anthrax will launch a new fan club Web site (to supplement its longstanding anthrax.com headquarters). The Anthrax CDC, home of the official Anthrax worldwide fan club, will be the online source for Anthrax exclusive content, contests, merchandise, etc. AnthraxCDC.com will be the place to mosh in cyberspace.

Alive 2 (2005):

Antisocial (French version)

Synthesizer Innovator Robert A. Moog Dies

SOURCE: Associated Press

"He brought electronic music to the masses and changed the way we hear music," said Charles Carlini, a New York City concert promoter. "He's like an Einstein of music.

"Moog's synthesizer allowed musicians to generate a range of sounds that could mimic nature or seem otherworldly by flipping a switch, twisting a dial or sliding a knob. His instrument stood out from others on the market because it was small, light and versatile.

A public memorial is scheduled for Wednesday in Asheville.

GARBAGE Concert Tonight In Chicago SOLD OUT

7:30pm (6:30pm doors) General Adm

Love Back to Rehab

SOURCE: E! Online by Joal Ryan

The rocker-actress was back in drug rehab after breaking down in a Los Angeles courtroom Friday morning and admitting to a relapse that violated her probation and flew in the face of recent public denials.

Per Superior Court Judge Rand Rubin's mandate, Love checked into a facility within hours of the court appearance. She's to undergo 28 days of treatment. For Love, the crackdown could have been harsher: Rubin talked aloud about sending Kurt Cobain's widow straight to jail, musing, "I think you need to hit rock bottom before you make a decision [about] what you're going to do in the future."

For the immediate future, Love is due back in court Sept. 16 for sentencing on a trio of probation violations. "I think you either need a long-term drug program, or a long term in county jail," Rubin warned.

Following the hearing, defense attorney Howard Weitzman told reporters that his star client was "serious," "sincere" and "pretty tenacious about getting her life in order."

Love's life seemed out of order back in July when she was rushed from a Hollywood hotel to a nearby hospital via an ambulance. At the time, the star's camp chalked up the scare to a general not-feeling-well malaise--nausea, dizziness, etc. But last week, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office said it suspected an unidentified "controlled substance" was at fault.

Given her legal status, Love can't afford such suspicions. The police-blotter frequenter is on probation for a misdemeanor assault conviction and two misdemeanor drug convictions. And while Love last month was found to be in compliance with the terms of one of the drug cases, Friday's admission of a slipup puts her in violation of all three.

Only eight months ago, Love, 41, was vowing to "move forward with [her] life in a healthy and positive way." Only a month ago, she was saying that her newly filled-out form was a sign that she was off drugs. Only 12 days ago, she was at the Comedy Central roast for Pamela Anderson, bellowing "I've been sober for a year!"

On Friday, there were no bold declarations, just a tear-choked voice when the judge asked if Love understood that she had violated her probation three times over by copping to drug use.

Replied Love: "Yes, your honor."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS MONROE

HAPPY 21st Birthday Missy Monroe. Now AZ can buy you a drink or twenty! SMOOTCH!

XXX
MK Magazine

CORINA TAYLOR Next Weekend In Chicago

AZ to have a Corona with Corina

See more of Corina at www.corinataylor.net and www.groups.yahoo.com/group/corinataylormail The site www.clubcorina.com is coming soon

PIRATES "The Most Anticipated Adult Film In Ages"

www.piratesxxx.com

As a fan of all Pirate movies in general, I still harbor deep love for the late 90's opus titled Conqurest which starred Jenna Jameson. Pirates starring the most popular and beautiful stars of the modern era promises to set a new standard in big budget adult cinema. - AZ

Co-produced with Adam and Eve and directed by DP's multi-award winning director, Joone, "PIRATES" stars Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine, Teagan Presley, Devon, Austyn Moore and Jenaveve Jolie.

Joone explains, "PIRATES" is a monumental step towards the eminent merging of the entertainment industries. The entire production was shot on HD and combines over 300 special effects and features with a professional script, offering all of the production values of any Hollywood box office film while still encompassing the erotic feelings and sexual mores of an adult film." With 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, awe-inspiring Incan magic and grandiose sea battles, "PIRATES" is an electrifying and swashbuckling sex-tale and the most comprehensive movie the adult industry has ever produced. This astonishing benchmark production will be released on a 3-disc set this September.

Filmed entirely on location bi-coastally throughout California and Florida, "PIRATES" is filled with action from deadly swordplay against skeleton warriors to firing cannons and offshore fight scenes. Tommy Gunn says, “The director Joone was incredible, assisting me with getting into character and developing that role. The locations and costuming was gorgeous and the boat was just mind-blowing. I will never forget working with Digital Playground and Joone’s vision.” Evan Stone gives high props stating, “...never before in the history of porn has a movie been made of such grandeur and epic proportions as Joone’s “PIRATES...this is one of the most inspiring movies I have ever done to date.”

The DOORs, ROB ZOMBIE, CHEAP TRICK & Others To Perform On New VH1 CLASSIC Show

Launch Radio Networks is reporting that ROB ZOMBIE, MÖTLEY CRÜE, INCUBUS and SMASHING PUMPKINS founder Billy Corgan are among the artists who will tape performances for a new VH1 Classic program called "Decades Rock Live". Each one-hour segment will spotlight an influential rock or soul artist of the past 50 years performing alongside younger acts that the artist has had an impact on. There's no word yet on when most of the individual artists will appear, or in what combination.

The first program, featuring DOORS members Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger collaborating with Perry Farrell and others, was taped earlier this month.

GLAMOUR CON CHICAGO ONLY 9 DAYS AWAY

See you there!

MINISTRY: MASTERBATOUR 2006 Dates Announced

Live shot by Dan Locke for MK

MINISTRY will be teaming up with REVOLTING COCKS and SPYDER BABY for the MasterBaTour 2006 beginning in early May of next year. The dates so far are as follows:

May 06 - San Antonio, TX @ Sunset Station
May 07 - Fort Worth, TX @ Ridglea Theatre
May 08 - New Orleans, LA @ House Of Blues
May 10 - Tulsa, OK @ Cain's Ballroom
May 12 - Denver, CO @ Ogden Theatre
May 13 - Fort Collins, CO @ Aggie Theatre
May 14 - Salt Lake City, UT @ The Velvet Room
May 16 - Las Vegas, NV @ House Of Blues
May 19 - West Hollywood, CA @ House Of Blues
May 20 - West Hollywood, CA @ House Of Blues
May 21 - San Diego, CA @ House Of Blues
May 23 - Anaheim, CA @ House Of Blues
May 24 - Sacramento, CA @ Crest Theatre
May 26 - San Francisco, CA @ The Fillmore
May 27 - Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
May 28 - Seattle, WA @ Showbox
May 30 - Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
May 31 - Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
Jun. 02 - Edmonton, AB @ Red's
Jun. 03 - Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall
Jun. 05 - Winnipeg, MB @ Burton Cummings Th. For Perf. Arts
Jun. 07 - Kitchener, ON @ Elements
Jun. 08 - Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus
Jun. 09 - Ottawa, ON @ Capital Music Hall
Jun. 11 - Quebec City, QC @ Le Capitole
Jun. 13 - Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
Jun. 14 - New York, NY @ B.B. King's Blues Club
Jun. 17 - Atlantic City, NJ @ House Of Blues
Jun. 18 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Trocadero & Balcony Bar
Jun. 20 - Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
Jun. 21 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
Jun. 23 - Belle Vernon, PA @ The Ice Garden
Jun. 25 - Cleveland, OH @ House Of Blues

See More Seymore in Playgirl

MK's AZ and Adam Glasser aka Seymore Butts at Pimps and Ho's Ball 04

Source: Pure Play Media PR

(CHATSWORTH, CA) -- Seymore Butts is used to pointing the camera at beautiful women and extracting from them the best sexual performances possible. Now it's his turn to be the focus of attention in a revealing eight-page article featured in the September issue of Playgirl magazine. "God Created Adam" offers a revealing look into the world of Adam "Seymore Butts" Glasser.

Featuring photos taken by Paul Sarkis, the spread focuses on the many facets of Seymore's life and career. Grant Stoddard interviews Adam about his family, his business, his relationship with assistant turned leading lady Mirna and his obsession with asses.

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Activists to fight Jenna Jameson on Arizona strip club

SOURCE: Arizona Republic

The club confirmed Friday that it has been purchased by a partnership that includes Jenna Jameson, a Paradise Valley adult-film star and entrepreneur who runs a burgeoning porn empire from an office in Scottsdale.advertisement

That triggered a flurry of phone calls and e-mails during the weekend between the area's well-organized neighborhood activists, who immediately began discussing protests.

"Maybe when she finds out what a bunch of rabid nutcases she has living in the area, she'll just go away," Haskell said.

BRAND NEW SIN To Tour With Black Label Society

First, they were black and blue. Now, they’re back in Black.

To cap off a tremendous 2005 that has also seen the group tour alongside Motorhead, Corrosion of Conformity, Zeke, Life of Agony and Scum of the Earth, the Syracuse-based hard rock quintet BRAND NEW SIN have just secured the direct support slot on the upcoming Black Label Society tour, which kicks off in St. Petersburg, Fla. on Oct. 14. This five-week, major market trek will coincide with the release of their new video for upcoming single “Days Are Numbered,” shot by acclaimed director Dale Resteghini (Shadows Fall, Hatebreed).

BRAND NEW SIN - who recently headlined the Syracruise bike rally (“Central New York’s largest annual motorcycle event”) in their hometown - are no strangers to Black Label Society, who are currently playing to thousands of fans each night on the main stage of Ozzfest. The group played nine shows with Zakk Wylde’s band of SDMF’s three years ago in support of their self-titled debut, including an infamous Detroit gig at which Black Label Society filmed its first live DVD - a show at which the crowd depleted the venue’s entire beer supply.

Official Band Website - www.brandnewsin.org

ICANN Delays .xxx Top-Level Domain

SOURCE: Elizabeth Millard, newsfactor.com

A government agency has put a one-month delay into the process of approval for a new ".xxx" top-level domain, citing overwhelming public opposition to a porn-only section of the Internet.

The Commerce Department received nearly 6,000 letters and e-mails about the domain, noted Michael Gallagher, assistant secretary for communications and information.

In a letter to the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) -- the neutral body that oversees top-level domains -- Gallagher urged the organization to evaluate the consumer concerns and called on the group to make sure the best interests of the Internet community as a whole are being considered.

A nonprofit board that will oversee the domain is being put together, Aftab said, and there are indications that a child safety advocate will be asked to join. In many ways, the creation of a virtual red light district will act like its real-life component, he added. It will separate adult-themed material into its own section that can be policed accordingly.

Atlantic Records CEO Flom resigns from company

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Jason Flom, chairman and chief executive of Warner Music Group Corp.'s Atlantic Records, has resigned his post, the company said on Wednesday.

Warner Music Group appointed Atlantic co-Chairman and Chief Operating Officer Craig Kallman as chairman and CEO, effective immediately.

Flom had run Atlantic since shortly after a group of private investors led by Edgar Bronfman Jr. bought the global music company from Time Warner Inc. His departure followed a series of clashes with Warner Music U.S. chief Lyor Cohen, according to the New York Times.

The company said that Lava Records, a joint venture between Flom and Atlantic, would become a wholly owned unit of Atlantic Records Group.

Marilyn Monroe's First Husband Dies

LEWISTON, Maine - James Dougherty, the retired Los Angeles detective who was the first man to marry Norma Jeane Baker — before she went off to Hollywood and took the name Marilyn Monroe — has died. He was 84.

Dougherty died Monday in San Rafael, Calif., of complications of leukemia, his stepdaughter, Annie Woods of Sabattus, told the Sun-Journal of Lewiston. He had spent much of his later years in Maine.

Dougherty married Baker in 1942, before he went to sea as a merchant mariner. She was 16 at the time.

Baker set out to pursue a Hollywood career while Dougherty was gone, and the two were divorced in 1946. Dougherty remarried twice.

His third wife, Rita, died in 2003. Dougherty's family plans to fly his body back to Maine for burial, Woods said.

Porn Lite Night: PIMPS AND HO'S BALL OCT 29 In Chicago

Okay, we're not really not spilling beans but rumours around insiders here in Chicago say that this years Pimp's and Ho's Ball at Transit on Oct 29 will feature some amazing Adult SUPERSTARS!!!

FYI Az and Grego are going as "The Pimps Of Darkness"Keep checking back for details. And if this pic (by karlton) is any indication and AZ had this much fun, imagine you. And then some.

MINISTRY: 'RaNtologY' Details XXXposed

Ministry Mastermind Al J, MK Founder AZ and MK Alum Grego

Due September 27 via Sanctuary, "Rantology" includes remixes/reworkings of such favorites as "Jesus Built My Hotrod" and "N.W.O.", along with live versions of "Psalm 69", "Thieves" and "The Fall", plus a new song, "The Great Satan", which will appear on a new MINISTRY studio album next April.

"Rantology" track listing:

MINISTRY areteaming up with REVOLTING COCKS and SPYDER BABY for the MasterBa Tour 2006. Only four dates have been confirmed thus far: May 19-20 in Los Angeles, May 28 in Seattle and June 14 in New York. The trek is expected to run through July.

Angela Bettis Re-teams with Lucky McKee Once Again

Source: Fangoria

What's the saying? If it's not broken- don't fix it? I believe it, and couldn't agree more, which is why I think it's fantastic that Director Lucky McKee is once again re-teaming with actress Angela Bettis for his one-hour Masters of Horror piece entitled Sick Girl.

While director Lucky McKee’s THE WOODS is (presumably) readied for its September 16 release from Screen Gems, the creator of MAY gave FANGORIA the scoop on his MASTERS OF HORROR entry, SICK GIRL. Scripted by Sean (HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION) Hood, SICK GIRL will star TOOLBOX MURDERS’ Angela Bettis and SHADOW: DEAD RIOT’s Erin Brown. Fans may recognize Brown from her other professional persona, Misty Mundae, the tireless actress from a string of naughty E.I. Cinema flicks and who also appears in the McKee production THE LOST. Shooting on SICK GIRL will take place in Vancouver September 14-27.

The plot of SICK GIRL? It’s a doozy. “It’s a romantic-comedy version of THE FLY,” McKee says. “It’s a lesbian love story about two girls [Bettis and Brown] and the bug that gets between them. KNB showed me their creature designs, and they look great. People are going to be surprised by SICK GIRL.”

RAMMSTEIN: South American Tour Dates Announced

RAMMSTEIN will be touring Mexico and South America in October. Confirmed dates are as follows:

Oct. 06 - Mexico City, MEX @ Sports Palace
Oct. 07 - Guadalajara, MEX @ La Concha Acustica
Oct. 09 - Monterrey, MEX @ Auditorio Coca Cola
Oct. 13 - Santiago, CHL @ Velodromo
Oct. 15 - Sao Paulo, BRA @ Credicard Hall
Oct. 17 - Buenos Aires, ARG @ Obras
Oct. 20 - Caracas, VEN @ Poliedero de Caracas
Oct. 22 - Bogotá, COL @ Estadio El Campin

RAMMSTEIN are currently working on the follow-up to last year's "Reise Reise", tentatively titled "Reise, Reise (Vol.2)". The band recorded several songs during the sessions for "Reise, Reise" which were omitted from the CD's final track listing. During a recent session at a Berlin studio, RAMMSTEIN recorded several more tracks and are currently mixing the combined collection of new material for a full-length album, to be released this fall.

"Reise Reise" sold 27,000 copies in the United States in its first week of release in mid-November 2004 to debut at position No. 61 on The Billboard 200 chart.

A Special Flashback Weekend September event!

Anchor Bay Entertainment presents

Kick off the Halloween season a week early with a one-day convention event to be held at the Hi Lite 30 Drive-In in Aurora, Il!

By Day, a Horror merchandise Flea Market

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Batman Begins" DVD Details

Source: DARK HORIZONS

Rope of Silicon reports that Warner Bros. Pictures are set to release this year's critically-acclaimed and highly successful hit "Batman Begins" for release on retail DVD this coming October 18th. The film has just passed the $200 million mark at the US box-office ($360m worldwide) and is currently the third highest grossing flick of the year as well as having displayed the "most longevity of all the summer tent poles" according to Box-Office Mojo.

The film will be available in three different disc formats. For the cheap ass there's two single-disc editions in widescreen and full screen.

Each edition will present the film in anamorphic widescreen (2.40:1) with English and French Dolby Digital 5.1 audio. Oddly enough the price difference is minimal (RRP $29 vs. $31) although both versions are already available for pre-order on Amazon for just $16.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAG / MADONNA TURNS 47

SOURCE: Hits Daily Double

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OUCH!: Today is Madonna's 47th birthday but the celebration wasn’t exactly a happy one, as the pop diva suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London. She was hospitalized with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand, according to Liz Rosenberg, her New York-based spokesperson. Madonna and an assistant were riding horses, when the superstar—on a new horse she wasn't accustomed to riding—took a tumble. Husband, film director Guy Ritchie, took Madonna to an undisclosed hospital, where she was treated. Rosenberg said the entertainer was expected to be released later in the evening. No word on whether the accident will hurt future touring plans or promotion for her upcoming album.

MY RUIN LABOR DAY WEEKEND SHOW

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Hugh Jackman Says Dr. No To 007

SOURCE: SciFI.com

The Australian newspaper The Age reported that Hugh Jackman has rejected the role of James Bond after months of negotiations with the producers. He would have been the first Aussie to play the role, 36 years after countryman George Lazenby starred in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. He would have replaced Pierce Brosnan.

But Jackman found himself unswayed by the job's selective cult status, the newspaper reported. He was first offered the role some months ago, but has turned it down after talking with his wife, actress Deborrah-Lee Furness.

The report said Jackman, 37, rejected the deal because he had a sufficiently high global profile and did not feel the need to throw himself into the strange world of Bond.

Batman Begins Sets IMAX Box Office Record

Source: IMAX Corporation

IMAX Corporation and Warner Bros. Pictures today announced that Batman Begins: The IMAX Experience is now IMAX's highest grossing digitally re-mastered 2D release, reaching the milestone in less than nine weeks. With total grosses of $14.5 million on 72 worldwide IMAX screens, it eclipses the record set by The Matrix Reloaded: The IMAX Experience, which grossed just over $14 million in twenty-two weeks. For the three day period from Friday, August 12 to Sunday, August 14 -its eighth weekend of release - Batman Begins: The IMAX Experience grossed an estimated $203,000 in 51 North American IMAX® theatres, an increase of eight per cent over the prior weekend. The film has now achieved a cumulative domestic per screen average of nearly $215,000 and continues to show extraordinary staying power

"The fact that Batman Begins set this box office record so quickly and continues to post great results underscores how perfectly suited the picture is for The IMAX Experience®," said IMAX Co-Chairmen and Co-CEOs Richard L. Gelfond and Bradley J. Wechsler. "This film's strong performance is a key reason why IMAX's grosses are up considerably this summer and we're delighted so many moviegoers are exploring the origins of the Batman legend in IMAX theatres. IMAX continues to further solidify its position as the place to see the biggest Hollywood event films in both our unparalleled 2D and IMAX® 3D formats."

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*Everyone who pre-orders gets access to "behind the scenes" video clips from the Evil Doer Tour. (after purchase, you will be able to download it immediately)

All items purchased with the Rantology CD will ship with the Rantology CD. For an additional shipping charge, you can split your order, simply contact us at merchandise@allaccesstoday.com after your purchase.

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MINISTRY's The Great Satan Sample Online

Thanks Afra!

Snippets of RaNtologY trax will post commencing August 5th thru September 26th.

Hang With Porn Stars and Rock Stars

If you haven't caught onto the myspace.com frenzy wait no more. Or if you have a page on the increasingly poplular website you can add MK founder as a friend by viewing www.myspace.com/206599
Az has a number of famous porn star and rock star acquaintances as well as industry insiders as myspace pals and y joinibng you can read their blogs and updates in their updates and bulletins.

Come on feel the noize!

Bauhaus Tour This Fall

After a brilliantly dark success at the Coachella Festival, Bauhaus has made the decision to officially re-form after more than 20 years apart .

Although they did do a reunion tour back in 1998, they are now planning on accompanying their newest tour dates with an album. In July, lead vocalist Peter Murphy told BBC 6 that he had been "working on reforming the band for the last year. It's come to the point now that we are going to tour here in the winter and do a world tour and an album." This would be their first album since 1983's Burning From The Inside.

The tour will start in Mexico City on October 16, followed by show in Guadalajara, Mexico the next day. From there, they travel to our neighbor to the North on October 20, playing in Vancouver, then traveling South through Seattle and Portland. The month of October closes with two nights in San Francisco, October 25 & 26, and a three-show run in Los Angeles, October 28 - 30.

This new tour comes on the heels of Murphy's latest album Unshattered, which was supported by a world tour this past spring.

HENRY ROLLINS To Embark On '25 Years Of Bullshit' Tour

According to MTV.com, punk rock icon Henry Rollins has finalized plans for his "25 Years of Bullshit" tour, sponsored by IFC, which airs "Henry's Film Corner". The two-month, 43-show trek kicks off September 29 in Phoenix, and will include commentary on politics, pop culture and his most recent exploits, before wrapping November 26 in Las Vegas. Prior to the tour, Rollins heads to Egypt on August 25 to entertain the troops once again, marking his sixth USO excursion in less than two years. "Since the last tour, I have done a lot of extensive travel to Iraq, Kuwait, Siberia, South Korea, and other places and picked up some hopefully interesting stories," Rollins said. "We are living in interesting times and as bad as things are, I draw considerable inspiration from some of the things I'm seeing and people I'm meeting. I'm looking forward to getting out on the road and talking about it all."

Rollins will make stops at a handful of colleges in September prior to embarking upon "25 Years of Bullshit".

Sep. 29 - Phoenix, AZ @ Celebrity Theater
Sep. 30 - Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
Oct. 01 - Canyon, TX @ WT Events Center
Oct. 03 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Bricktown Events Center
Oct. 04 - Dallas, TX @ Lakewood Theatre
Oct. 05 - Austin, TX @ La Zona Rosa
Oct. 06 - San Antonio, TX @ Sunset Station
Oct. 07 - Houston, TX @ The Meridian
Oct. 08 - New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
Oct. 09 - Lake Buena Vista, FL @ House of Blues
Oct. 11 - Tampa, FL @ Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center
Oct. 12 - West Palm Beach, FL @ Carefree Theatre
Oct. 13 - Atlanta, GA @ Variety Playhouse
Oct. 14 - Atlanta, GA @ Variety Playhouse
Oct. 15 - Alexandria, VA @ The Birchmere
Oct. 17 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Byham Theater
Oct. 18 - Albany, NY @ Empire State Theater
Oct. 19 - Boston, MA @ Berklee Performing Arts Center
Oct. 21 - Asbury Park, NJ @ Paramount
Oct. 22 - Atlantic City, NJ @ Borgata Music Box
Oct. 23 - Toronto, ON @ Convocation Hall
Oct. 25 - Buffalo, NY @ Sphere Entertainment Complex
Oct. 26 - Ann Arbor, MI @ Michigan Theatre
Oct. 27 - Kalamazoo, MI @ State Theatre
Oct. 28 - Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theater
Oct. 29 - Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's
Oct. 30 - Milwaukee, WI @ Eagles Club
Nov. 01 - Madison, WI @ Barrymore Theater
Nov. 02 - Chicago, IL @ Vic Theatre
Nov. 03 - St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
Nov. 04 - Lawrence, KS @ Liberty Hall
Nov. 05 - Boulder, CO @ Macky Auditorium/University of Colorado
Nov. 07 - Reno, NV @ Reno Hilton Theater
Nov. 08 - San Francisco, CA @ Palace of Fine Arts
Nov. 09 - Sacramento, CA @ Crest Theatre
Nov. 10 - Portland, OR @ Aladdin Theater
Nov. 11 - Spokane, WA @ The Met
Nov. 12 - Seattle, WA @ Moore Theatre
Nov. 14 - Vancouver, BC @ Vogue Theater
Nov. 15 - Edmonton, AB @ Francis Winspear Centre
Nov. 16 - Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall
Nov. 25 - San Diego, CA @ 4th & B
Nov. 26 - Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues

'Cannibal Holocaust' DVD Delayed?

SOURCE: Bloody-Disgusting

It was finally coming this Halloween and now it may be delayed- but at least in the end it'll be worth the wait. Grindhouse Releasing finally has a date for its uncut Cannibal Holocaust DVD—October 25—but censorship problems may delay the release of the 1979 Ruggero Deodato gore spectacular, according to Fangoria. Grindhouse’s Sage Stallone and Bob Murawski have run into a potential distribution roadblock due to their “graphic and offensive” packaging of the notorious Italian flick. For the full story and details on the DVD itself, click the link below. In 1979, a film crew disappeared in the jungles of South America while shooting a documentary on tribal cannibalism. One year later, their footage was found and brought back to America. This is that footage.

In all the hype over Blair Witch; and its mockumentary style of filmmaking, very few people know that the indie phenomenon isn't as original as it so blazingly declares. In 1979, Italian director Ruggero Deodato made a disturbing piece of unadulterated horror in Cannibal Holocaust;, my pick for the most gut-wrenching, stomach-churning, molar-moving, terrifying, and realistic horror flick of all time. It?s not a good film so to say, but the story, atmosphere, and make-up effects make up for a truly horrifying experience.

Like Blair Witch, Cannibal Holocaust features three wannabe filmmakers (two guys and a girl) who venture out into the wilds of the Green Inferno of the Amazon to make a documentary on local tribe life. Unlike Blair Witch, the trio here are an unlikable group of loathing cretins doing the project for their own personal gain: Fame and fortune. While the three from Witch probably had similar wants, at least they had personality. When the natives prove too placid for the filmmakers? likings, the three (Francesca Ciardi, Perry Pirkanen, Lura Burbareschi) probe the locals into violence by raping, killing, and setting fire to the forest villages. They want death and destruction; the Amazonians just want peace and harmony among themselves.

What this breaks down to is sometimes the privileged are more savage than the not-so fortunate. The tables are turned on the three Americans (played by Italian actors) when the inhabitants can?t take any more torture and dismay from the strange new people. Eventually the trio loses their struggle with the natives, resulting in graphic slaughter and carnage rarely seen so exorbitantly on screen. A new team of researchers are sent out to look for the missing Americans, only to discover, in one of the film?s oddly robust scenes, three freshly devoured skulls stacked on a totem pole, the camera and sound equipment hanging nearby.

Gore is not what makes Cannibal Holocaust such a devastating watching experience. It is the sense of dread and petrifying realization that these characters are not going to make it out of the woods alive, or in one piece (no put intended). What Blair Witch didn?t show, Cannibal Holocaust as the adverbs say, goes all the way. This is some strong stuff, folks, even for the hardcore gore hound. Not one to wince at blood or violence on screen, Cannibal had me looking away several times, especially during the totally unnecessary killings of real live animals. But it is the power and emotion of the film that packs the true punch. The immorality of the three filmmakers: did they get what they deserved?

Cannibal Holocaust is finally getting the recognition it deserves with a limited theatrical run this fall thanks to Grindhouse Releasing, the same studio that reissued Lucio Fulci?s 1981 masterpiece The Beyond in the summer of 1998. For anyone who likes they’re horror strong and disturbingly real, Cannibal Holocaust is a must-see in its newly remastered, uncut print. For people who found Halloween: H2O to be they?re cup of tea, this is a must-avoid.

Reviewed by: Matt Dalton

GO-GO'S bassist Kathy Valentine Solo CD To Feature KISS Alum Ace Frehley

GO-GO'S bassist Kathy Valentine recently spoke to Classic Rock Revisited about her upcoming solo debut, "Light Years", which features guest appearances by former KISS guitarist Ace Frehley and ex-GUNS N' ROSES axeman Gilby Clarke. A couple of excerpts from the chat follow:

On Gilby Clarke: